Quests/Yum Yum Desert

Yum Yum Grotto

Cowbo Jones

Cowbo Jones is on the righthand side of YumYum Grotto, near the portal to Jar Bridge. He facilitates the main questline in Yum-Yum Desert much the same way Scripticus does in Blunder Hills. His quests introduce Alchemy and guide the player through the Desert, leading up to Efaunt. His final quest awards the YumYum Sheriff Trophy.

Quest Information for Cowbo Jones

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
The Grind Begins...?	Kill 99999 Sandy Pots		Kill Pots: > 99999	No	5x Gem, 50000 Class Experience	After 10 active kills, the quest auto-completes.
The Hatless Howerhouse!	Kill 20 Sandy Pots without your precious hat equipped.		No-Hat Kill: > 20	No	1x Storage Chest 4, 65000 Class Experience, 35
No Country for One Character	Create at least 3 new players for your Account.		Characters Created: > 4	No	3x 1 HR Time Candy, 70000 Class Experience
Say Goodbye to your Dubloon!	Buy a Gold Dubloon to prove your worth.		1x Golden Dubloon	Yes	5x Small Experience Balloon, 5x Gem, 80000 Class Experience
Alchemial Apprentice	... you get all that pardner? Ya better 'ave cause I'm boutta test ya! Go unlock a bubble and buy some pure water from the Liquid Shop!		Bubble Unlocked: > 1, Distilled Water: > 1	No	2x Weapon Upgrade Stone II, 3x Armor Upgrade Stone II, 40 Alchemy Experience	Bubbles unlocked before you start this quest count, but the Distilled Water must be purchased while the quest is active.
Three Vials? Those are Rookie Numbers!	Unlock 2 Vials. Stand infront of the Cauldron then drag an item like Copper out of your inventory		Vials Unlocked: > 2	No	50000 Class Experience	Vials unlocked before you start the quest count. See Alchemy Vials for a full list of unlockable Vials.
The Notorious B.O.B	Find the criminal!		Criminal Found: > 1	No	3x Gem, 2x Small Experience Balloon, 90000 Class Experience	The criminal is located through the portal below Mimics.
Bake Him Away, Toys	Now then just get him to sign this Arrest Warrant and we'll have his bounty as easy as ya can say 'Easy' which is gosh darn easy I tell ya hwat!		1x Signed Arrest Warrant	Yes	1x Inventory Bag E, 55000 Class Experience	You have to complete Bandit Bob's questline for this.
A Hat in Crime	Yes Bandit Bob set you up and yes Cacto Jones does seem possessed by an evil power!		100x Leather Hide, 750x Trusty Nails	Yes	1x Cowbo Galloneer, 1x Warped Helmet Upgrade Stone
Commence Criminal Crimes!	Commit a crime on whoever the quest helper says to lol		Steal from Goldric: > 1	No	1x Inventory Bag F, 100000 Class Experience	You have to complete Goldric's questline for this.
The Worst Trade Deal in History	Buy and sell a total of 10 Golden Dubloons.		Resold Dubloons: > 10	No	4x Gem, 3x Small Experience Balloon
Children? What'd they ever do for Me...	Donate to the Starving Orphan Monsters foundation in the Cauldron.		Donations Made: > 4	No	6x Gem, 1x Medium Experience Balloon	Donate in the Alchemy Liquids Tab.
Oh No, not the Elderly!	Find some old coot to assist. Some old rag a real carpet of a fella you know what I mean.		Geezers Helped: > 100	No	1x Inventory Bag H	Carpetiem (in the Mashed Potato area) is the geezer you must help.
Tomb Raid	Raid Efaunt's tomb defeat him and steal his crystal.		Efaunt Defeated: > 1, Crystal Stolen: > 1	No	1x 24 HR Time Candy, 1x Silver Obol of Experience, 1x Cowbo Jones Token
The New Sheriff	Go make the 3 Yumyum Desert Tokens of Completion and you can have my Yumyum Sherrif Trophy! Here's the token recipes.		1x Yumyum Desert NPC Completion Token, 1x Yumyum Skills Completion Token, 1x Yumyum Misc Completion Token	Yes	1x YumYum Sheriff	All the required recipes are given at the start of this quest.

Desert Davey

Desert Davey is the Taskmaster of Yum-Yum Desert. You can find him in YumYum Grotto. Once you've reached level 35, you can complete his quest to unlock World 2 Tasks.

Quest Information for Desert Davey

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
U Cool?	Bring cool proof. And dont worry, you'll get to keep the items!		1 Steel Axe, 1 Birch Longbow, 1 Quarterstaff	No	50 Gem, 2 4 HR Time Candy, 3 1 HR Time Candy

Obol Altar

The Obol Altar appears in the YumYum Grotto and is the main interface for Obols

Quest Information for Obol Altar

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Bad Kitty, get off that altar!	Find something to scare the cat off the Obol Altar		1 BobJoePickle	Yes	1 Bronze Obol of Puny Damage

Postboy Pablob

Postboy Pablob is found in YumYum Grotto. Complete his quest to unlock the Post Office.

Quest Information for Postboy Pablob

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Signed, Sealed and Lost in the Post	Craft 5 Empty Boxes from Anvil Tab 2		5x Empty Box	Yes	10000 Class Experience, 75x Gem, 5x 2 HR Time Candy

Constructor Crow

Constructor Crow is found in the top left of YumYum Grotto, next to the portal to World 3. Upon completing his quest the player gains access to the portal to World 3 - Frostbite Tundra. Note: Unlocking the portal with one character unlocks it for all characters on your account.

Quest Information for Constructor Crow

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Restoring Power to Another Portal			1 Glacier Quartz	Yes	3 Medium Experience Balloon, 25

Desert

Centurion

Centurion is located in The Mimic Hole, next to the Sandstone Colosseum. Completing his first quest (Down The Mimic Hole!) gives the player the ability to talk to him once every day to obtain a Colosseum Ticket. This is the second daily source of tickets after Typhoon. He will hold tickets for you for up to 3 days. Having more characters complete his quests does not provide more daily tickets.

Quest Information for Centurion

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Down The Mimic Hole!	Defeat all mimics before the time runs out.		Mimics Defeated: > 21, Time Remaining: > 1	No	1x Colosseum Ticket, 100 Class Experience
Which one of yous is the Mafia?	Defeat Mafiosos and bring proof.		2500x Coconotnotto	Yes	2x 1 HR Time Candy, 2x Colosseum Ticket, 1
High Scorer	Get a 200K+ colosseum score. Remember to skip rounds to grow your score multiplier!		Colosseum Score: > 200000	No	2x 2 HR Time Candy, 2
Colosseum Champ!	Complete all 15 waves with a final score of 350K+		Waves Completed: > 15, Colosseum Score: > 350000	No	1x 4 HR Time Candy, 2x 2 HR Time Candy, 5	Class level: >65
Colosseum GDQ	Complete the three colosseums with lots of Time Remaining after beating all waves.		1st Colosseum: > 180, 2nd Colosseum: > 180, 3rd Colosseum: > 180	No	1x 12 HR Time Candy, 30x Gem, 10	The numbers are how many seconds you must have remaining for each colosseum.
Centurio Rank	Complete the Astro Colosseum within World 4		Win W4 Colosseum: > 1	No	1x 12 HR Time Candy, 5x Holy Pearl
Legatus Rank	Complete the Molten Colosseum within World 5		Win W5 Colosseum: > 1	No	1x 24 HR Time Candy, 6x Holy Pearl, 8x Divinity Pearl
Glorious Gladiator	Complete the Whimsical Colosseum within World 6		Win W6 Colosseum: > 1	No	1x Gladiator

Snake Jar

Snake Jar sits at the bottom of The Mimic Hole, near the portal to Bandit Bob.

Quest Information for Snake Jar

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Lookin' Like a Snack	Get some teeth so you can be eaten! Mmm yummy!		4200x Megalodon Tooth	Yes	3x Warped Helmet Upgrade Stone, 6x Gem
Red Stuff Bad!	BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!! Err... I mean get HP pots!		8500x Small Life Potion	Yes	1x Storage Chest 11, 1x 12 HR Time Candy
PSA. You Are Being Eaten!	Wait why do they want to pretend to have eaten you again? Uh oh I don't like the look of that Quest Helper...		Survive being Eaten: > 4, Stand Near Snake Jar: > 1	No	1x Jar, 3x Medium Experience Balloon, 20x Gem	At 150 defense the damage is around 900 hp.
A Noob, served Medium Rare!	Lure another player to Snakejar's platform and have them say 'Hi'.		Other players lured: > 1	No	1x Snake Jar Token, 3x 1 HR Time Candy, 10x Gem

Bandit Bob

Bandit Bob is found in Bandit Bob's Hideout. His quests require you to open up the 2nd Smithing tab, unlock recipes from Tasks, and open the Post Office.

Quest Information for Bandit Bob

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Bullets for Bandit Bob!	Get ya boy Bob some bullets!		300x Bullet	Yes	2x Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone, 2x Small Experience Balloon, 2500 Smithing Experience
Bob's Brand New Bandana	Get Bob a yellow bandana even though it would ruin his style.		1x Yellow Headband	Yes	7x Power Statue, 20000 Class Experience
Bringing Bob's Boxes	Make some deliveries for Plan-It Experess over at the post office.		Plan-It Express Orders: > 2	No	1x Signed Arrest Warrant, 2x Gem
The Desert Dungeon Prequest	Go get a Sesame Seed a rare drop from actively fighting Mimics.		1x Sesame Seed	No	1x Bandit Bob Token

Speccius

Speccius is found in Dessert Dunes. Complete his quests to choose a subclass for your Mage, Archer or Warrior. After completing his quests, he drops down the rope to access the Palm Tree and the portal to The Grandioso Canyon.

Quest Information for Speccius

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
More like 'Sleepius' lmao	Wake up the Special-Class giver.		130 Kebab Sticks, 150 Crabby Cakey	No	2 2 HR Time Candy, 1 Talent Point Reset Potion, 5 Talent Point Reset Fragment
Specialization Station			Select a Sub Class: 1	No	1	This quest can also be completed if you're a journeyman.

XxX Cattleprod XxX

XxX Cattleprod XxX is found in The Grandioso Canyon. Like other piggy NPCs, his quests award stamps. His final quest requires you to interact with other players.

Quest Information for XxX Cattleprod XxX

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Peak Gaming	Kill all the Mafioso's before they respawn.		Mafiosos Defeated: >= 15. Starting at 0., Time Left: >= 1. Starting at 30.	No	1x Lil' Mining Baggy Stamp, 1x Catch Net Stamp
Wait No, I meant Pathetic Gaming	Defeat Mafiosos and Sand Castles super fast		Mafiosos Defeated: >= 30. Starting at 0., Sand Castles Defeated: >= 18. Starting at 0., Time Left: >= 1. Starting at 72.	No	1x Mason Jar Stamp, 1x Fishhead Stamp
Ok, NOW it's Peak Gaming!	Collect ratings from mobs and ask other players whose names start with P or S to say '1 star, game sucks!' to collect more ratings.		1000x Monster Rating, 1x Player Rating With Letter P, 1x Player Rating With Letter S	Yes	1x Stat Graph Stamp, 2

Goldric

Goldric is found in Shifty Sandbox. In order to get any quests from Goldric, you must have gotten far enough in the Cowbo Jones questline by completing three quests for Bandit Bob. Until you've completed the requisite quests, Goldric refuses to talk to you.

Quest Information for Goldric

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Trickle Down Economics	Collect copper coins by running over them.		Coins Collected: > 15	No	3x Gem, 1	You need to have the Cowbo Jones quest 'Commence Criminal Crimes!' active in order to get this quest.
Hoopsies	Pass through 15 hoops in a row. OR Pass a total of 90 hoops across all attempts		Hoops In-A-Row: > 15, Total Hoops > 90	No	4x Gem, 2x Tool Upgrade Stone III, 10000 Catching Experience	'Hoopsies' refers to the Catching minigame. Completing either objective is enough to clear this quest.
Only Winners have Portraits	Find various goldric paintings from Desert Monsters.		200x Casual Confidante, 200x Triumphant Treason, 200x Claiming Cashe	Yes	5x Gem, 1	The paintings drop from Mimics, Mafiosos and Sand Castles.
Criminal Code of Conduct	Find the perfect gift for an animated gold bar monarch. You may have to sift through a lot of crap to find it!		1x Golden Plop	Yes	7x Gem, 2x Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone	While you have this quest active and have the Level Up Gift Alchemy Bubble equipped, Pre Crime Boxes may drop. They don't do anything, you can safely sell them.
Dress to Impress	Equip a golden helmet platebody platelegs and any golden tool.		Wear All Gold > 1	No	1x Bag o Nuts, 60000 Class Experience, 2 50
Dont lay a finger on my Sheepies!!!	Defeat all sandcastle monsters without hurting the sheepies.		Defeat Sandcastles: > 18, Dont Hurt Sheep: > 6	No	1x Goldric Token, 1x 24 HR Time Candy	Requires Level 61.

Carpetiem

Carpetiem is found in the Slamabam Straightaway.

Quest Information for Carpetiem

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Darn Lazy Gamers!	Kill 750 Potatos. Idle kills don't count.		Potato Kills: >= 750. Starting at 0.	No	1x Silver STR Obol, 3x Gem, 80000 Class Experience
Old Timey Craftin'	Missing Text		Bullets Crafted: >= 225. Starting at 0., Unopened Chest: >= 1. Starting at 1.	No	15x Distilled Water, 2x Small Experience Balloon, 6000 Smithing Experience	Load up your inventory with the necessary materials before accepting the quest, then craft the bullets and turn the quest in. If you open your storage while the quest is active, forfeit and start over. *You can use "Craft From Storage" in the Anvil.
Be like Buster!	Defeat the former Heavyweight Champ with Red Boxing Gloves equipped.		Epic KO: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	4x Gem, 120000 Class Experience	Reclaim the Crimson String from your codex to craft a new pair of Boxing Gloves. Forfeit and start over if you need to respawn the monster.
Helping 100 times over	Say 'The boomer aint so bad' to 30 different players.		Players spoken to: >= 30. Starting at 0.	No	1x Carpetiem Token, 1x Iron Hook, 1x Silver Twine

Twilight Desert

Loominadi

Loominadi is found in Up Up Down Down.

Quest Information for Loominadi

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Rhyming is Key!	Kill moonmen until they drop all the keys you need.		10x Loomi's Room Key	Yes	3x Mystery Upgrade Stone I, 8x Gem, 5x Small Experience Balloon
Uh, Something About Vials?	Upgrade 13 Vials up to light-blue rarity or higher		Blue Alch Vials: >= 13. Starting at 0.	No	3x Mystery Upgrade Stone I, 10x Gem, 15x Distilled Water	"Light Blue" means level 5.
Journey to the Center of the Blundermines	Reach the Ol' Straightaway mining area with Plat and Dementia ore.		Reach Ol' Straightaway: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	5x Mystery Upgrade Stone II, 15x Gem, 2x Silver Antique
The Mummy of Mystery	Find the biggest secret in all of YumYum Desert and defeat it.		Secret Boss Defeated: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	1x Loominadi Token, 1x Literal Elephant, 1x 24 HR Time Candy	See King Doot for details on summoning this secret boss.

Wellington

Wellington is found in Sands of Time. Like other piggy NPCs, his quests award stamps. For help completing his quests, see Secrets.

Quest Information for Wellington

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Platforms in Disguise, Platsformers!	Find the 3 invisible platforms hidden throughout the game.		Platform 1 Found: > 1, Platform 2 Found: > 1, Platform 3 Found: > 1	No	1x Brainstew Stamps, 1x Arcane Stamp	See Secrets for more information.
Findin' Fingerprints	Collect materials maybe the blobulyte left some fingerprints on one?		2500x High Steaks, 2500x Wakka Cherry, 2500x Singlecle	Yes	5x Gem, 1x Fly Intel Stamp, 1x Holy Mackerel Stamp
You Can't Run, but you Can Hide	Give up on your search for the Maestro Blobulyte by saying 'Darn you, Blobulyte! Why must you hide like a coward'		Up's Given: > 1	No	1x Talent II Stamp, 2x Medium Experience Balloon	It has to be typed like Wellington says, 'Darn you, Blobulyte! Why must you hide like a coward' exactly. If you're not using a US Keyboard layout, Shift+1 is how you must type the exclamation point. Requires level 70.
Puzzles and Math, a Winning Combination!	Do the puzzle!		Puzzle Complete: > 1	No	1x Wellington Token, Stonks! (Special Talent Book), 3x Large Experience Balloon	A stack of items counts as one on the ground. Coins also count as items. Spaces in your name do NOT count.

Djonnut

Djonnut is found in Djonnuttown, by the door to the Efaunt boss fight. Upon completing his second quest the player is awarded with the ability to talk to him once every day to obtain an Efaunt's Tomb Key. He will hold keys for you for up to 3 days. Having more characters complete his second quest provides more daily keys, and one character can collect all of your daily keys at once.

Quest Information for Djonnut

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Genie Dieting	Collect some very blue thingies for this very blue dude		200x Average Mana Potion, 600x Icing Ironbite, 150x Jellyfish	Yes	8x 1 HR Time Candy	The recipe for Icing Ironbite comes from Tasks. Average Mana Potions are dropped by Forest monsters and Amarok.
I'm Blue Dabadedada	Defeat Moonmen and retrieve some ghosts		Moonmen Defeated: >= 3000. Starting at 0., Ghosts Collected: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	2x Efaunt's Tomb Key	Kill 3k Moonmoons and gather 1 Ghost drop. Moonmoons killed/Ghosts collected before you start this quest do not count. Complete this quest to earn daily Efaunt's Tomb Keys.
The Blue New World	He's blue nuff said.		2500x Melty Cube, 2500x Sticky Stick, 2500x Mamooth Tusk	Yes	5x Efaunt's Tomb Key, 1x Djonnut Token	These are all monster drops from World 3.

Fishing Areas

Whattso

Whattso is found in Salty Shores, to the left of town. He gives you some starter quests, to introduce you to the basics of Fishing and the fishing minigame. Use the Fishing Rack to equip the accessories you earn from Whattso's quests.

Quest Information for Whattso

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Mopey Dick	What are they looking at?		20x Goldfish	Yes	1x Wormie Weight, 200 Fishing Experience, 20
The Whaley Hard Minigame	They look even sadder now try doing something else...		Fish Minigame Score: > 10	No	1x Scripticus Spoons, 3x Gem, 2000 Fishing Experience
Bobbin' Bobbers	Thats a good face I think! Do whatever you just did some more!		Fishing Score Total: > 50	No	1x Triple Threat, 1x Whattso Token, 8000 Fishing Experience
The Biggest Fish in the Sea...?	The whale stares at you. He's too happy. You know what must be done.		Catch the Whale: > 1	No	1x Electrical Wiring, 1x The Bobber Challenge Scroll, 17500 Fishing Experience

Fishpaste97

Fishpaste97 is found in Faraway Piers. Like other piggy NPCs, his quests award stamps. Although he's found in a Fishing zone, his first quest requires you to work on your Catching Skill.

Quest Information for Fishpaste97

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
'Accidental' Exploit	Catch some Butterflies.		1500x Butterfly	Yes	1x Fishing Rod Stamp, 1x 1 HR Time Candy
Can you do the Can Can?	Catch 3 Hermit Cans in a row manually.		Cans In-a-row: > 3	No	1x Fishpaste Token, 1x One Pound of Feathers, 1x Talent S Stamp

Scubidew

Scubidew is found in Faraway Piers. Use the Fishing Rack to equip the accessories you earn from Scubidew's quests.

Quest Information for Scubidew

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Don't Step to Me, Bro!	Show him there are no water monters.		400x Goldfish, 100x Hermit Can, 25x Jellyfish	Yes	1x Iron Hook, 3x Gem, 1000 Fishing Experience
Uncovering the Deep Sea State!!!	Catch 5 fish in 2 minutes right here right now.		Fish Caught: >= 5. Starting at 0., Time Left: >= 1. Starting at 121.	No	1x Basic Bobber, 2x Tool Upgrade Stone II	A Barbarian with the Worming Undercover talent makes this quest easy. Non-Barbarians should equip Fishing boost food.
A Normal Quest.	He's much better this way. I can't have too many free thinkers not in this world not in its current state. Get him a fish.		1x Goldfish	Yes	1x Scubidew Token, 10000 Fishing Experience

Party Dungeon

Gangster Gus

Gangster Gus is found in Heaty Hole, accessible from the bottom of the Mimic map. He is also the shopkeeper within Crypt of Snakenhotep, the second Party Dungeon.

Quest Information for Gangster Gus

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Plunderin Down Yonder	Play through Snakenhotep's dungeon!		Dungeon Attempted: > 1	No	2x Dungeon Loot Dice, 15x Dungeon Credits
Perfect Progress Score	Defeat Snakenhotep who will come out of hiding if you get 100% Progress.		Defeat Snakenhotep: > 1	No	3x Dungeon Loot Dice, 25x Dungeon Credits
Sanke Revival Denial	Defeat Enraged Snakenhotep. I'll give you a hint... those skull rocks must be destroyed at all costs!		Defeat Snakenhotep 2: > 1	No	3x Dungeon Loot Dice, 25x Dungeon Credits