Cowbo Jones

Cowbo Jones
Information
World	Yum-Yum Desert
Location	YumYum Grotto
Total Quests	13
Misc
Birth Weight	7.79 Kg
Starsign	Libra
Mother's Maiden Name	Lee

Cowbo Jones is on the righthand side of YumYum Grotto, near the portal to Jar Bridge. He facilitates the main questline in Yum-Yum Desert much the same way Scripticus does in Blunder Hills.

His quests introduce Alchemy and guide the player through the Desert, leading up to Efaunt. His final quest awards the YumYum Sheriff Trophy.

Quest Information for Cowbo Jones

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
The Grind Begins...?	Kill 99999 Sandy Pots		Kill Pots: >= 99999. Starting at 0.	No	5x Gem, 9000 Class Experience	After 10 active kills, the quest auto-completes.
The Hatless Howerhouse!	Kill 20 Sandy Pots without your precious hat equipped.		No-Hat Kill: >= 20. Starting at 0.	No	1x Storage Chest 4, 15000 Class Experience, 35
No Country for One Character	Create at least 3 new players for your Account.		Characters Created: >= 4. Starting at 0.	No	3x 1 HR Time Candy, 17500 Class Experience
Say Goodbye to your Dubloon!	cold hard cash! Bring me round sum' that and we can git into some real business. @ QUEST		1x Golden Dubloon	Yes	5x Small Experience Balloon, 5x Gem, 3500 Class Experience
Alchemial Apprentice			Bubble Unlocked: >= 1. Starting at 0., Distilled Water: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	2x Weapon Upgrade Stone II, 3x Armor Upgrade Stone II, 40 Alchemy Experience	Bubbles unlocked before you start this quest count, but the Distilled Water must be purchased while the quest is active.
Three Vials? Those are Rookie Numbers!	Unlock 2 Vials. Stand infront of the Cauldron then drag an item like Copper out of your inventory		Vials Unlocked: >= 2. Starting at 0.	No	10000 Class Experience	Vials unlocked before you start the quest count. See Alchemy Vials for a full list of unlockable Vials.
The Notorious B.O.B	Find the criminal!		Criminal Found: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	3x Gem, 2x Small Experience Balloon, 10000 Class Experience	The criminal is located through the portal below Mimics.
Bake Him Away, Toys			1x Signed Arrest Warrant	Yes	1x Inventory Bag E, 15000 Class Experience	You have to complete Bandit Bob's questline for this.
A Hat in Crime	Yes Bandit Bob set you up. Guess you're taking orders from a cactus now!		100x Leather Hide, 750x Trusty Nails	Yes	1x Cowbo Galloneer, 1x Warped Helmet Upgrade Stone
Commence Criminal Crimes!	Commit a crime on whoever the quest helper says to lol		Steal from Goldric: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	1x Inventory Bag F, 25000 Class Experience	You have to complete Goldric's questline for this.
The Worst Trade Deal in History	Buy and sell a total of 10 Golden Dubloons.		Resold Dubloons: >= 10. Starting at 0.	No	4x Gem, 3x Small Experience Balloon
Children? What'd they ever do for Me...	Donate to the Starving Orphan Monsters foundation in the Cauldron.		Donations Made: >= 4. Starting at 0.	No	6x Gem, 1x Medium Experience Balloon	Donate in the Alchemy Liquids Tab.
Oh No, not the Elderly!	Find some old coot to assist. Some old rag a real carpet of a fella you know what I mean.		Geezers Helped: >= 100. Starting at 0.	No	1x Inventory Bag H	Carpetiem (in the Mashed Potato area) is the geezer you must help.
Tomb Raid	Raid Efaunt's tomb and steal his crystal.		Efaunt Defeated: >= 1. Starting at 0., Crystal Stolen: >= 1. Starting at 0.	No	1x 24 HR Time Candy, 1x Silver Obol of Experience, 1x Cowbo Jones Token
The New Sheriff			1x Yumyum Desert NPC Completion Token, 1x Yumyum Skills Completion Token, 1x Yumyum Misc Completion Token	Yes	1x YumYum Sheriff	All the required recipes are given at the start of this quest.

Dialogue Table for Cowbo Jones

Dialogue Text	Quest
Yall best be turnin' yourself right round I tell you hwat. Folks in these parts don't take kindly to outsiders like yorself.
That is unless yer willin' to prove yerself. Go on show me whatcha can do! @ QUEST:Kill 99999 Sandy Pots	The Grind Begins...?
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Woah there pardner it don't count if the darn game creator himself does it for ya! that them's cheatin' that is!
Hows about we getcha a real challenge somethin' yall grasslickers over in them thar Blunderhills aint never done before... @ QUEST:Kill 20 Sandy Pots without your precious hat equipped.	The Hatless Howerhouse!
You need 1 more open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Well alrighty! Mighty fine fightin' there pardner suppose you outsiders aint so bad! But you still best get on out this town aint big 'nuff fer the two of us!
Uh... er.. well tell ya what it's actually TOO big fer the two of us. Go get some more of them characters would ya? @ QUEST:Create at least 3 new players for your Account.	No Country for One Character
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
That's more like it startin' to really look like one of them epic gamers ya hear about in the saloon! You sure can walk the walk but can ya talk the talk...?
...? @ Well comeon now then I asked ya a question! Can ya talk the talk?
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... so ya can't talk but don't yall worry yerself cause I sure know one thing that talks round 'ere:cold hard cash! Bring me round sum' that and we can git into some real business. @ QUEST:Buy a Gold Dubloon to prove your worth.	Say Goodbye to your Dubloon!
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Sure is pretty tell ya hwat! Lemme just... hold onto it for ya make sure it's real 'n all that.
Moving on then them monsters gonna whoop yo behind if ya don't use that there Alchemy Cauldron mabobber.
Listen up and I'll tell ya how it works: @ You assign characters to different cauldrons to power them. There are Bubble Cauldrons on the 1st page and Liquid Cauldrons on the 2nd page.
BUBBLE CAULDRONS slowly unlock new bonus bubbles. The small ones are passive and will give their bonus to all your characters all the time. The bigger ones must be equipped.
LIQUID CAULDRONS give you different waters to spend on shop items. You can only hold so many liquids so make sure to use them when you can.
... you get all that pardner? Ya better 'ave cause I'm boutta test ya! Go unlock a bubble and buy some pure water from the Liquid Shop!	Alchemial Apprentice
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Yall got yerself some smarts up in that head of yours yell you hwat! That was some techincal stuff ya just figured out! @ Let's cover one last thing before we start bustin' crime.
You can unlock vials by dropping specific resources at the cauldron in person. Not all resources have their own vial so ya gotta try 'em all! @ QUEST:Unlock 2 Vials. Stand infront of the Cauldron then drag an item like Copper out of your inventory	Three Vials? Those are Rookie Numbers!
Kiss that tutorial goodbye yeeeeHAW! @ Lets get to some real cowboy bid'ness! There's a list of Wanted Criminals wanderin' all about Yum Yum Desert and each of 'ems got a big ol' EXP bounty on their head.
Me bein' an immobile cactus I'm still stuck tryna catch the first criminal. He goes by Notorious B.O.B but ya best believe that aint his real name. He should be 'round here somewhere... @ QUEST:Find the criminal!	The Notorious B.O.B
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
You found the bugger? That's some right good sleuthing you're a natural!	The Notorious B.O.B.
Now then just get him to sign this Arrest Warrant and we'll have his bounty as easy as ya can say 'Easy' which is gosh darn easy I tell ya hwat!	Bake Him Away, Toys
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Well tip me sideways and call me the leanin' cactus of Pisa ya got him! Now then lets just take a look at this here signature...
Yep signature sure looks real... REALLY LIKE YOURS! Ya thought you were so smart hidin' all these years but I finally caught ya red handed!
Yessir this signature right here is EXACTLY the same one I saw you sign all those Post Office orders with so there ain't no doubt that you're the real Bandit Bob!
This is a mighty fine turn of events aint it just! @ Tell you hwat forget catching criminals... I'm gonna BECOME the criminal! And YOUR gonna help me unless yer fixin' to get turned in!
Before we get startin' our crime spree we gotta look the part. Go get some materials from the Anvil so I can make ya a hat like mine. @ QUEST:Yes Bandit Bob set you up. Guess you're taking orders from a cactus now!	A Hat in Crime
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
With this hat we are now the LOVERS OF AMORIA!
... no hang on that's my idea for when we end up joining The Bachelor. Until then we are actually called THE HATS OF CRIME!
In a few quests we gon' be known throughout Idleon as the greatest criminals to ever walk the earth! ...and stay still on the earth since I cant move!
Let's start by finding some'n in the Desert to crime on! And not that big bag guy he looks kinda tough... we'll get 'im another day. @ QUEST:Commit a crime on whoever the quest helper says to lol	Commence Criminal Crimes!
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Howdy pardner how'd it go down? You get sum cold hard cash? Maybe some jewels?
You stole... hwat? YOU STOLE HWAT?? Have you no SHAME? My lord and there's still some peanuts left!!!
Yall just had to go and take it an 11 when I was just lookin' for a 6 maybe 7 tops. Look yall should've told me you were had no moral compass I'dve never made you my partner!
But it's too late for that. Only way to turn this 'round is to change our ways and do some good deeds.
That there stall owner heard he's got a bit of a money sitiation. Hows about yall help him with that? @ QUEST:Buy and sell a total of 10 Golden Dubloons.	The Worst Trade Deal in History
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Well I'd say that worked! 'cept as soon as ya turned around to come talk to me the shopkeep started pointin' an' laughin' at ya...
I feel like we best do somethin' good for someone who won't make fun of us. Also remind me to steal that money back once we 'ventually go back to bein' evil. @ QUEST:Donate to the Starving Orphan Monsters foundation in the Cauldron.	Children? What'd they ever do for Me...
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
That was a bit better tell you hwat... but you know what they say: @ Give an orphan monster some water and they'll drink for a day. Teach an orphan monster how to extract the liquid from the players they kill and they'll drink for a lifetime.
Supposin' you aint really innerested in that last part there's only one thing left to save our souls. @ We gotta help the elderly... @ QUEST:Find some old coot to assist. Some old rag a real carpet of a fella you know what I mean.	Oh No, not the Elderly!
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
That'll just about do it! @ Wait... did you say the old geezer's name was... Carpetiem?? @ No no no no!! He's the oldest most crankiest old person! Helping him is like helping 100 old people!
Ya went too far! Now were TOO good! I swore on me grandcacti's life I'd never end up a goody two shoes... We gotta go back to crime to balance this out!
I got me an idea... there's a tomb way out in them Twilighty Desert dunes. It's home to the old Sultan a big dang elephant called Efaunt. You know what to do. @ QUEST:Raid Efaunt's tomb and steal his crystal.	Tomb Raid
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
You got the crystal? @ ... @ ... @ STICK EM UP!
FINALLY I CAN GET TO WORLD 3 AND DITCH THIS DANG DESERT! @ Just gotta walk myself over to ya and pickpocket the crystal. @ Oh... right. I got no legs.
Well guess it just ain't meant to be. I hate this darn place I wish I wasnt the Sherrif... @ Hang on a tick!
Go make the 3 Yumyum Desert Tokens of Completion and you can have my Yumyum Sherrif Trophy! Here's the token recipes.	The New Sheriff
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Go git 'er dun new Sheriff! YeeeeHAW!!!

Trivia A hat in crime is a reference to the game A Hat in Time by Gears for Breakfast. Bake him away toys is a reference to the Simpsons