Alchemy

In the Brewing Tab, you assign players to cauldrons to fill up the big bar. Once filled you can empty it to unlock new bubbles, or just upgrade the cauldron itself. Most bubbles are passive, so you always get their bonus. The large bubbles are active, and must be equipped onto a character to get the bonus. Note: The more "full bars' a cauldron has, the slower the bar will fill, so empty your cauldron bars often!

In the liquid tab, you have cauldrons that gain liquid over time. Assigning a player will speed up liquid gain, and gives your character 2x xp compared to bubble cauldrons. Liquids will stop generating when you fill up a single bar, so remember to spend liquid often!

The vials tab is a collection of special resources! Whenever you find a new resource, drop it on top of the cauldron, and it has a chance to be added! Vials can be upgraded, just tap on them!

In the p2w tab, you can further upgrade most aspects of alchemy using coins from monsters This includes more attempts at adding new vials and additional xp gain among other things.

Cauldrons

Bolded names for bubbles are big ones

Power Cauldron

Bubble name	Description
Roid Raging	+ {1} Total STR. 'Total' here means that, for example, a +10% STR bonus from something else wouldn't affect this bonus
Warriors Rule	All Orange Passive Bubbles give a {x} higher bonus, but only for your warrior-based classes
Hearty Dighy	+{%} mining efficiency per power of 10 max HP that your character has. The perfect bonus for miners with infinite HP!
Wyoming Blood	Multi-Ore mining chance is increased by +{%}, and your max Multi-Ore chance is 300% instead of 100%
Reely Smart	+{%} Mining and Fishing EXP gain. Y'know what, I'll even DOUBLE that bonus for whichever skill has the lower level!
Big Meaty Claws	Increases base damage by {+$}. This bonus also increases based on how much Max HP you have above 250
Sploosh Sploosh	Multi-Fish fishing chance is increased by +{%}, and your max Multi-Fish chance is 300% instead of 100%
FMJ	+{%} more defence from Equipment. Also, +1 base Def per Class LV, up to +{?}
Bappity Boppity	+{%} critical Damage. Badabing, badaboom! Or in Italian, Babadabinga, babadaboomahh!

Quicc Cauldron

Bubble name	Description
Swift Steppin	+{1} Total AGI. Probably the lamest of the five stats... err, I mean four, hehe
Archer or Bust	Green Passive Bonuses, which are the smaller sized ones, give {x more bonuses to your archer-based characters
Hammer Hammer	You can now produce +1 more items at once in the anvil, and your production speed is increased by {%.}
Lil Big Damage	+{%} Mastery. Mastery is your stat that boosts minimum damage. Just like in Maplest... err, just like how I thought it up myself!
Anvilnomics	Costs for buying Anvil Production Points is reduced by {%}. This is just like a tax cut, so remember me as a hero!
Quick Slap	Increases base damage by +{$}. This bonus also increases based on how much Movement Speed you have above 110%
Sanic Tools	The following tools give +{%} more skilling Power than normal ToolA
Bug	Multi-Bug catching chance is increased by +{%, and your max Multi-Bug chance is 300% instead of 100%
Shaquracy	Your secondary stat (WIS for warrior, STR for archer, AGI for mage) gives +{%} more Accuracy than normal
Cheap Shot	+{%} critical Chance, as it increases the chance for your attack to hit the monster's privates, and for the monster to be male

High-IQ Cauldron

Bubble name	Description
Stable Jenious	+{1} Total WIS. Honesty the greatest bonus in any Idle Game, believe me. Absolutely incredible, everyone says so!
Mage is Best	Purple Passive Bonuses, which are the smaller sized ones, give {x} more bonuses to your mage-based characters.
Hocus Choppus	+{%} choppin efficiency per power of 10 max MP that your character has. Super diaper! Err, duper.
Molto Loggo	Multi-Log chop chance is increased by +{%}, and your max Multi-Log chance is now 300% instead of 100%.
Noodubble	+{%} Choppin' and Alchemy EXP gain. Y'know what, I'll even... actually, never mind.
Name I Guess	Increases base damage by +{$}. This bonus also increases based on how much Max MP you have above 150
Le Brain Tools	The following tools give +{%} more skilling Power than normal ToolM
Cookin Roadkill	Cranium Cooking lasts {%} longer, gives {%} more progress per kill, and has a {%} lower cooldown. Also +{%} Alchemy EXP!
Brewstachio	+{%} Brew Speed. This a multiplicative bonus, which means its ultra powerful, all the time! Even on Mondays, the worst day!
All for Kill	Attack Talents give +{%} higher bonuses to Offline Gains than they normally do. So you might as well just AFK forever, bye!

Kazam Cauldron

Bubble name	Description
Looto Skills	+{1} LUK. Also, this will increase your chances of winning the lottery in real life from 0.0% to 0.000%! I'm not even joking, it's true!!
Droppin Loads	+{%} Drop Rate. Thanks to this upgrade, you can get even MORE angry when you keep not getting that rare pet drop from the boss!
Startue EXP	Leveling up a statue resets it's exp bar down to {%}, instead of 0%. Staturrific! Yea... the jokes are only gonna go downhill from here lol
Level up Gift	Whenever you level up anything, {%} chance to drop a gift! It could be an EXP balloon, a Gem for the gem shop, or something crazy weird!
Prowesseary	The Prowess Bonus for every skill is multiplied by {x}. Prowess is the Efficiency needed to get more qty per drop from resources
Stamp Time	Increases the Max Lv of the 'Toilet Paper Postage' Talent to {}. You can unlock this talent by typing 'More like Poopy Pete' near Pete.
Underdeveloped Costs	Reduces the material costs of all Alchemy Bubbles by {%}. They are just bubbles though, how much could they even cost? 10 dollars?
Da Daily Drip	Increases the Max Cap for every liquid by +{$}. This bonus also increases based on the combined Alchemy LV of all your characters!
Grind Time	+{%} Class EXP. The go-to active bubble for anyone who wants to reach max level faster and finally start playing the game!
LAAARRRYYY	Every time you upgrade an Alchemy bubble, there's a {%} chance it'll upgrade 2 times, for no extra cost! Two fer one, getter dun!

Vials

Vials

Name	Item	Description
Copper Corona	Copper Ore	Orange bubble cauldron brew speed is increased by +{%}
Sippy Splinters	Oak Logs	Green bubble cauldron brew speed is increased by +{%}
Mushroom Soup	Spore Cap	Yellow bubble cauldron brew speed is increased by +{%}
Spool Sprite	Thread	Purple bubble cauldron brew speed is increased by +{%}
Barium Mixture	Copper Bar	+{X} Water Droplet max capacity. Thats the 1st liquid type in Alchemy, btw.
Dieter Drenk	Bean Slices	Monsters drop +{%} more money.
Skinny O Cal	Snake Skin	+{%} chance to get double points when depositing statues. So like... if you deposit one statue, it might count as one! Or two.
Thumb Pow	Trusty Nails	When converting Skill EXP into Class EXP using the 'EXP CONVERTER' star talent, you'll get {%} more Class EXP than you usually do.
Jungle Juice	Jungle Logs	+{%} liquid regen rate for all liquid cauldrons. Yes, even the secret one!
Barley Brew	Iron Bar	Alchemy bubble upgrade costs are {%} lower for all bubbles! Even the giraffe bubbles that look strangely like elephants!
Anearful	Goblin Ear	+{%} Card drop rate when actively playing. Basically, this won't affect Offline Card drops.
Tea with Pea	Potty Rolls	+{X} Liquid Nitrogen max capacity. Thats the 2nd liquid type in Alchemy, btw.
Gold Guzzler	Gold Ore	+{%} Shop sell price.
Ramificoction	Bullfrog Horn	+{X} Talent Points for Tab 1. Shout out to that 1 person who'll make it this far without knowing what talents are, you're my hero!
Seawater	Gold Fish	+{%} chance for 1 kill to count for 2 when trying to open new portals, but only while actively playing. One, two, buckle my shoe.
Tail Time	Rats Tail	+{} Weapon Power. This is gonna be OP in later worlds I can already tell.
Fly in my Drink	Fly	Eww go get me another one, I can't drink this! ...what, why are you looking at me like that? OH right, uh, this gives +{ base Accuracy.
Mimicraught	Megalodon Tooth	+{%} EXP from monsters. Sorry, I know this is a lame bonus. Send me an email if you want me change it to +{%} NPC dialogue talking speed.
Blue Flav	Platinum Ore	-{%} material cost for stamps. You know how it's hard to increase stamps max levels? Well this kinda makes that a bit less factual!
Slug SLurp	Hermit Can	+{x} Post Office Box Points for every character, and easily the best bonus in the game. A box will never abandon you!