Quests/dialogue

World 1 - Blunder Hills

Scripticus

Found at: Grassylands Town

Quest name	Dialogue
Hardcore Gamer Status, Here I Come!	"Ah, another poor soul to add to the list!", "List of what, you ask? Just look around you! The grassy platforms, the slow-moving clouds, the fact that the main NPC is a giant piece of paper..." "You're the latest entry in the list of Nooby Gamers!" "I know this must still be a shock for you, since only a moment ago you were a Massive Legend Gamer on their way to beating up the final boss.", "Actually, there is one thing that might turn you back into a Pro Gamer! Now stand back as I utter the magic words... Git Gud." "Hahaha I had to do it to ya! There's no shortcut back to the top. You're gonna have to level up, craft armor, master Skills, fight bosses, and complete hundreds of quests before you become a legend again!" "Speaking of quests, I'm the main quest giver, and here comes your first mission!" "That was amazing! Those punches were incredible, and your patience to sit there and not uninstall the game served you well!"
Gear Up, Gamer!	"Let's get you a better weapon, those bare fists can only slap so hard! Try making some boxing gloves over at the anvil! "Drag those gloves to the grey sword outline to equip them! I also gave you a stylin' headband, which you can also equip onto the helmet slot.",   "There we go, you're looking like a real street fighter now... or like some sort of 'grass-platform' fighter at least!",
Mr. Worldwide	"Now lets find you some tougher monsters! Defeat enough spores to unlock the next map. Can't have a promising player like you stuck in one place!" "You seem a bit beat up! I forgot to tell you, monsters get real tough real quick around here -- lemme show you something that might help."
The Choice is Yours!	"You get 3 talent points every time you level up your Class Level. You also get 1 talent point every time you level up a skill that you specialize in. There are also special STAR talents to collect, which use separate talent points!", "Did you get all of that? I'll add a Hint to your codex about Talent Points if you ever forget. Now go spend those points!", "Oh... wow. Those were uhh, interesting choices. I think you're gonna need some more power to have a fighting chance against those froggies.",
Certified Swinger, of Pickaxes, of Course!	"Go check out that portal on the left. There's a cheerful goblin who will show you some new gameplay! I haven't actually seen him in a while, but I bet he is as happy as I remember!", "Great, I'll go ahead and take that! I've been trying to pass his class for 3 years but I'm literally incapable of doing anything other than wiggling around and talking, so I always fail his tests."
The Smithing Grind	"Now then, use what you learned to get the materials needed to craft some new Equipment at the Anvil! Go do that while I go get this certificate framed... or maybe I should get it laminated..." "All suited up and ready for the next quest, eh? Alright! Wait no, actually not alright. I need to go run some errands first. Tell you what, why don't you help me with them?"
The Unoccupied Picnic	"I went for a Picnic the other day out in the Frog Fields, and I forgot to bring home the basket! There wasn't much in there, other than a jar of Golden Jam that I need back!" "Oh boy, I can't wait to have me some of this golden jam! " 'Scripticus opens the fake jar filled with springs' "BWAH! WHAT THE WHAT??",   "I guess you could say that jam..." " ...was a scam! Hahahaha! A bad pun is what you get for pullin' that prank. Alright, lets just quickly move on and forget that just happened...",
Seeking Foreign Aid	"I think it's time we get real here gamer. Remember how you got absolutely owned by that griefer in World 4, and fell all the way down here?" "You may not remember this, but when you hit the ground, you knocked off the Orange Gem powering the town's portal! If we're gonna get you back to being a Top Gamer, that crystal needs to be returned!" "I'm not sure who or what stole it, but they sure aren't around here anymore. But I know someone who can help. There's an ex-town member who went to live out in the jungle, his name is Silico... no wait, was it Skullco?" "I... actually dont remember his name. He did tell me once, but I couldn't understand his accent and I'm too embarased to ask." "Anyway, he's our best bet at finding out who took the Town Gem! We can figure out a plan once we have more info." "Perfect, and you even got a signature! Now then, what is his name... Smmffephhzcho? Oh come on, his name is smudged!" "Oh well, at least Smmffephhzcho did a good job with the report. According to his findings, you'll need to go into the Encroaching Forest, several maps past the Jungle." "Whoopsies!"
What Lies at the Heart of the Forest	"I've never actually been that far away from town... In fact, no one here has, and I don't think any of them are about to change that!" "But you've come a long way since that epic fall from gamer grace, so why don't you go check it out for yourself? Come back when you know more about the place!" "Forest villagers have the gem thief locked up and are using it as a tourist attraction? That's uh... oddly convenient. I guess that's what happens when a developer tries to put context behind a QoL feature, haha."
The Bigger they are, the Bigger they fall!	"Well, it's all up to you now! Go defeat that thief and take back our Town Crystal, even though you'll basically topple the Forest Village's entire Tourist-Based economy in the process!" "Lets goooo!!! Just tap on our Builder Bird to restore power to the portal. Finally, I can start sending letters to all myrelatives in the other worlds! I can't wait to tell them how epic I was at teaching you everything you know!"
Champion of the Grasslands	"Go make me the 3 Blunderhill Tokens of Completion, and you can have my Blunder Hills Trophy! Here's the token recipes. You'll find all their ingredients just from doing everything that this World has to offer!" "Wow, I never thought someone would care enough about the first world to do everything! It feels like just yesterday I signed you up into the Game's Database... to think I'm now giving you the highest honor one can get! You're one heckin' sick gamer, wear this trophy with pride!", "Alright, I think you're about" "cool"

Glumlee

Glumlee's questline teaches you how to mine and smelt ores. At the end of the quest-line, you will receive the Mining Certificate needed to complete Scripticus' quest. Glumlee is in the first mining area left from the first town.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Learning to Swing	1	Collect Copper Ore (5)	Glumlee's Special Tutorial Oil (1) Mining Exp (10)
Learning to Smelt	2	Collect Copper Bar (1)	Crude Oil (10) Mining Exp (20)
Literally Burning Your Money	1	Buy Smelter upgrades (5)	Mining Certificate (1) Miniature Mining Pouch (1) Mining Exp (15)
The Impossible Task	7	Collect Broken Mic (1)	Special Talent Book (Exp Converter [Max 40]) Mining Exp (250)	Pick up the item dropped at the end of the dialogue

Woodsman

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
A noob's first swing	1	Collect Oak Logs (10)	Miniature Choppin Pouch (1) Main Exp (30) Coins (100)
A noob's 2nd first swing	2	Collect Oak Logs (100)	Old Hatchet (1) Coins (200)	Finishing doesn't consume wood
It's Just a Plank bro!	3	Collect Oak Logs (1000)	Stump Prop (1) Main Exp (500)	Finishing doesn't consume wood

Picnic Stowaway

His 4th and following quests reset daily.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
The Hungry Stowaway	2	Collect Nomwich (50)	Miniscule Food Pouch (1) Coins (300)
Beating Up Frogs for some Sauce	3	Collect Ketchup Bottle (3) Collect Mustard Bottle (3)	Little Wooden Katana (1) Main Exp (200)	Frogs drop them when the quest is active
Live-Action Entertainment	3	Defeat Mushrooms (10)	Golden Jam [Quest Item] (1) Golden Jam (1) Main Exp (150)	Mushrooms will spawn above the NPC
The Most Important Meal of the Day	2	Collect Frog Leg (200) Collect Bean Slices (100)	Golden Jam (1) Average Life Potion (25)
Brunchin' with the Blobs	3	Collect Peanut (100) Collect Bleach Logs (1500) Collect Grass Leaf (50)	Golden Jam (3) Average Speed Potion (50) Small Experience Balloon (1)	Pick up the recipe dropped upon quest activation
Luncheon with the Inlaws	4	Collect Crude Oil (200) Collect Iron Bar (100)	Golden Kebabs (1) Golden Jam (5) Kachow Statue (3)
Afternoon Tea in a Jiffy	4	Retrieve Teacup Tea Temperature (>100) Don't Teleport	Golden Kebabs (3) Golden Jam (10) Small Experience Balloon (1)	Run to the map with Carrotmens, kill the Sand Pot that spawns there, pick up Teacup and run back to the NPC
Early Evening Eating Endeavor	5	Collect Alien Headband (1) Collect Kebab Sticks (500)	Golden Kebabs (10) Golden Jam (20) Gem (2)	Finish 'Slovakian Scare' for Alien Headband, Buy Kebab Sticks at World 2 Shop

Typhoon

Complete his quest to get a daily Colosseum ticket

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Surprise Attack	2	Defeat Frogs (7)	Colosseum Ticket (1) Main Exp (100)	Spawns frogs around him

Mr Pigibank

Complete his quest to unlock Stamps.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
A pig and his stamps	2	Find Stamp Thief (1)	Main Exp (150)	Bring any Stamp to complete

Town Marble

Complete his quest to unlock Statues.

Quest name	Difficulty	Goal	Rewards	Notes
Visualizing the Sculpture Within...	3	Collect Sculpting Tools (1)	Strenght Statue (1)	Buy Sculpting Tools at World 1 Shop

Hamish

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards
The Hamazing Plot Twist!	2	Collect Copper Chopper (1)	Tomahawk Stamp (1), Chopping Exp (100)
Should We Tell Him?	2	Collect Purple Tupacband (1)	Choppin' Bag Stamp (1), Chopping Exp (150)
Slime for Storage	4	Collect Slime Sludge (50)	Storage Chest 1 (1) Choppin Exp (150)

Promotheus

Complete his quest to choose a new Class.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
I'm Ready, Promotion!	2	Achieve Level 10	Coins (500) Bottled Town Teleport (5)
Three Right Answers	1	Select a New Class	Talent Point Reset Potion (1) Talent Point Reset Fragment (6) Coins (1000) Class change
Slovakian Scare	5	Find House Monster	Alien Headband (1) Main Exp (1500)	Spawns in Birch Enclave on top of the hour (i.e. 1:00 AM, 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, etc.)
The Witcher, but not Really	5	Defeat Baba Yaga (1)	Inventory Bag D (1) Small Experience Balloon (2)	Spawns in Birch Enclave on top of the hour (i.e. 1:00 AM, 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, etc.)

Krunk

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
A Plot to be Perfect	2	Collect Iron Ore (200) Collect Small Mana Potion (50)	Beginner Recipe (Icing Ironbite) Main Exp (500) Mining Exp (400)
The Scientific Method, According to a Rock	4	Collect Gold Ore (200) Collect Iron Bar (100) Collect Strenght Statue (20)	Armor Upgrade Stone G (5) Storage Chest 3 (1) Main Exp (1000)
King of the Cavern	5	Collect Bleach Logs (1200) Collect Trusty Nails (300) Collect Thread (600)	Speed Statue (2) Main Exp (1000)
		Mining Lv. 33		Not implemented yet

Mutton

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Beatboxing Starterpack	4	Collect White Headband (1) Collect Give Up On Life Pants (1) Collect Flip Flops (1)	Fist Stamp (1), Coins (2500)	WH and GUOLP rarely drop from monsters
Clout Chasin'	3			Currently wrong description

Builder Bird

Complete his quest to open a portal to World 2 - Yum Yum Desert.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Restoring Power to the Portal	4	Collect Desert Topaz (1)	Main Exp (12500) Coins (2500)	Drop from Wolf Golem

Stiltzcho

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Outta the Way Slimes	3	Defeat Slimes (15) in 100 seconds	Speed Statue (3) Average Speed Potion (25) Main Exp (1000)
No Stone Unturned	3	Collect Strange Rock (5)	Speed Statue (2) Small Experience Balloon (1) Coins (1000)	Drop from Baby Boas
Investegator by Day, Prankster by Night	4	Collect Carrot Cube (2) Collect Bleach Logs (3)	Scouting Report (1) Carrot Horror (1) Main Exp (1000)

Funguy

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Mushroom Munchies	3	Collect Peanut (100) Collect Cheezy Pizza (25) Collect Average Strength Potion (100)	Small Food Pouch (1) Main Exp (800)
Videogame Highscores are COOL!	3	Choppin Score (65)	Beginner Recipe (Fur Shirt) Main Exp (3000) Coins (1250)	Score at least 65 in Chopping Minigame
Partycrastination	6	Collect Time Thingy (250)	Silver Stopwatch (1) Smithing Exp (1500)	Drops rarely from Carrotmens
Party Crashin'	4	Meet New People (40) Make Some Friends (0)	Main Exp (5000) Chopping Exp (3000) Gem (4)	Kill spawned monsters

Tiki Chief

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Brochure Building	3	Collect Plank (500) Collect Trusty Nails (1000)	Kachow Statue (5) Golden Jam (3)
Three Strikes, you're Out!	3	Invite Rich Guy Invite Happy Guy Invite Tough Guy	Questin Stamp (1) Main Exp (7500)	Drop the Invitation next to the NPCs and wait a bit for them to talk: Mr Pigibank, Steven (Funguy), Krunk
Blame it on the Goblins	4	Defeat Goblins (5000) Pretend to Re-Invite Everyone	Medium Experience Balloon (1) Main Exp (25000)

Sprout

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Sticks and Stone Something Something Bones...	5	Collect Stick (500) Collect Iron Ore (1500)	Thicc Skin Statue (12) Small Experience Balloon (3) Main Exp (25000)
Justice Wears No Clothes	4	Unclothed Kills (30)	Adam's Leaf (1) Small Experience Balloon (1) Main Exp (10000)	Kill Stick monsters with only a weapon equipped

Dog Bone

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Why he Die???	2	Collect Dog Bone (10)	Forest Villa Key (3)	Drop from Wode Boards

World 2 - Yum Yum Desert

Cowbo Jones

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
The Grind Begins...?	1	Kill Pots (99999)	Gem (5) Main Exp (6000)	Start killing Sand Pots, the quest will auto-complete
The Pantsless Powerhouse!	3	No-Equip Kill (10)	Storage Chest 4 (1) Main Exp (10000) Coins (3500)	Kill 10 Sand Pots without equips except for Head, Weapon and specials slots
No Country for One Character	4	Create Characters (4)	1 HR Time Candy (2) Main Exp (12500)
Say Goodbye to your Dubloon!	2	Collect Golden Dubloon (1)	Small Experience Balloon (5) Gem (5) Main Exp (3500)	Buy Golden Dubloon at World 2 Shop
Alchemical Apprentice	3	Unlock Bubble (1) Pure Water (1)	Weapon Upgrade Stone II (2) Armor Upgrade Stone II (3) Alchemy Exp (40)	Unlock any Bubble in Alchemy Brewing tab, buy one Ripoff Water in Alchemy Liquid tab
Three Vials? Those are Rookie Numbers!	2	Vials Unlocked (3)	Main Exp (10000)	Drop random materials in front of the Alchemy Cauldron to unlock their Vials
The Notorious B.O.B	4	Find Criminal	Gem (3) Small Experience Balloon (2) Main Exp (10000)	Find BOB in Mimics zone's secondary portal
Bake Him Away, Toys	5	Collect Signed Arrest Warrant	Inventory Bag E (1) Main Exp (15000)

Obol Altar

Complete its quest to unlock Obols.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Bad Kitty, get off that altar!	6	Collect BobJoePickle (1)	Bronze Obol of Puny Damage (1)	Buy BobJoePickle at World 2 Shop

Postboy Pablob

Complete his quest to unlock Orders.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Signed, Sealed and Lost in the Post	3	Collect Empty Box (5)	Main Exp (10000)	Craft Empty Box on Anvil

Speccius

Complete his quest to unlock a Sub Class.

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
More like 'Sleepius' lmao	3	Collect Kebab Sticks (1) Collect Crabby Cakey (1)	1 HR Time Candy (1) Gem (2)
Specialization Station	1	Select a Sub Class	Coins (10000)

Bandit Bob

so sexy

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Bullets for Bandit Bob!	3	Collect Bullet (300)	Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone (2) Small Experience Balloon (2) Smithing Exp (2500)

Goldric

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Trickle Down Economics	2	Coins Collected (15)	Gem (3) Coins (10000)	Walk over the coins that spawn on the ground

Whattso

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Mopey Dick	1	Collect Goldfish (20)	Wormie Weight (1) Fishing Exp (200) Coins (2000)
The Whaley Hard Minigame	3	Fish Minigame Score (10)	Spoons Lol (1) Gem (3) Fishing Exp (2000)	Score at least 10 in Fishing Minigame

TP Pete

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Roll of Anger	4	Defeat Grublins (40) in x seconds	Small Experience Balloon (2) Gem (2) Main Exp (13000)
Fired for BS Reasons!	3	Collect Job Application (1)	Nothing

Fishpaste97

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
'Accidental' Exploit	3	Collect Hermit Can (1500)	Fishing Rod Stamp (1) 1 HR Time Candy (1)

Scubidew

Quest name	Difficulty	Requirements	Rewards	Notes
Don't Step to Me, Bro!	2	Collect Goldfish (400) Collect Hermit Can (100) Collect Jellyfish (25)	Iron Hook (1) Gem (3) Fishing Exp (1000)

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