Tasks/Yum Yum Desert

Road To Max Damage • Investing in... bubbles? • Avast, Bankruptcy Ho! • Maximum Efficiency • No Time To Brews • The Unstoppable USPS • Twilight Tombstone • Achievement Cowboy • Daily Tasks • Merit Shop

Road To Max Damage

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Deal 600 damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	10 1	notes
2	Deal 2K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	12 1	notes
3	Deal 6K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	14 1	notes
4	Deal 25K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	16 1	notes
5	Deal 50K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	18 1	notes
6	Deal 100K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	20 2	notes
7	Deal 200K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	22 2	notes
8	Deal 400K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	24 2	notes
9	Deal 750K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	26 2	notes
10	Deal 999K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	28 2	notes

Investing in... Bubbles?

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Reach a total level of 15 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	10 1	notes
2	Reach a total level of 60 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	12 1	notes
3	Reach a total level of 130 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	14 1	notes
4	Reach a total level of 300 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	16 1	notes
5	Reach a total level of 650 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	18 1	notes
6	Reach a total level of 1.2K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	20 2	notes
7	Reach a total level of 2.7K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	22 2	notes
8	Reach a total level of 5K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	24 2	notes
9	Reach a total level of 10K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	26 2	notes
10	Reach a total level of 100K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	28 2	notes

Avast, Bankruptcy Ho!

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Buy a total of 5 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	10 1	6 40
2	Buy a total of 20 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	12 1	28
3	Buy a total of 75 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	14 1	1 5
4	Buy a total of 200 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	16 1	2 80
5	Buy a total of 700 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	18 1	9 80
6	Buy a total of 2.2K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	20 2	30 80
7	Buy a total of 6K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	22 2	80
8	Buy a total of 10K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	24 2	1 40
9	Buy a total of 25k(lavaplz) Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	26 2	3 50
10	Buy a total of 100K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	28 2	14

Maximum Efficiency

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Have at least 500 Skill Efficiency in 2 different skills across your account.	11 1	"Different skills" means that having two characters with high enough efficiency in the same skill will not count.
2	Have at least 1.5K Skill Efficiency in 2 different skills across your account.	13 1
3	Have at least 3K Skill Efficiency in 3 different skills across your account.	15 1
4	Have at least 5K Skill Efficiency in 3 different skills across your account.	17 1
5	Have at least 10K Skill Efficiency in 4 different skills across your account.	19 1
6	Have at least 25K Skill Efficiency in 5 different skills across your account.	21 2
7	Have at least 50K Skill Efficiency in 6 different skills across your account.	23 2
8	Have at least 100K Skill Efficiency in 8 different skills across your account.	25 2	As there are only 6 Skills with efficiency, this task is not completable.
9	Have at least 250K Skill Efficiency in 10 different skills across your account.	27 2
10	Have at least 750K Skill Efficiency in 12 different skills across your account.	29 2

No Time To Brews

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 10/hr.	10 1	notes
2	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 100/hr.	12 1	notes
3	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 225/hr.	14 1	notes
4	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 400/hr.	16 1	notes
5	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 800/hr.	18 1	notes
6	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 1.5K/hr.	20 2	notes
7	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 6K/hr.	22 2	notes
8	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 12kK/hr.	24 2	notes
9	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 50K/hr.	26 2	notes
10	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 150K/hr.	28 2	notes

The Unstoppable USPS

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Complete a total of 10 Post Office Orders across all companies.	10 1	notes
2	Complete a total of 25 Post Office Orders across all companies.	12 1	notes
3	Complete a total of 50 Post Office Orders across all companies.	14 1	notes
4	Complete a total of 75 Post Office Orders across all companies.	16 1	notes
5	Complete a total of 110 Post Office Orders across all companies.	18 1	notes
6	Complete a total of 180 Post Office Orders across all companies.	20 2	notes
7	Complete a total of 275 Post Office Orders across all companies.	22 2	notes
8	Complete a total of 500 Post Office Orders across all companies.	24 2	notes
9	Complete a total of 750 Post Office Orders across all companies.	26 2	notes
10	Complete a total of 1111 Post Office Orders across all companies.	28 2	notes

Twilight Tombstone

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Defeat Efaunt without playing his ribs like a xylophone	10 1
2	Defeat Efaunt 5 times... no, 7 times	12 1
3	Defeat Efaunt without a helmet and shirt	14 1
4	Defeat Efaunt in under 2 minutes	16 1
5	Defeat Efaunt on 6 players, in order starting with the 1st	18 1
6	Defeat all arms of Chaotic Efaunt	20 2
7	Defeat Chaotic Efaunt without taking any damage	22 2
8	Defeat Nightmare Efaunt	24 2
9	Defeat Nightmare Efaunt in less than 120 seconds	26 2
10	Defeat Nightmare Efaunt with no weapon or armor	28 2

Achievement Cowboy

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Achievements are not in the game yet, not sorry! No wait, yes sorry!	10 1	Obviously not implemented yet

Daily Tasks

	Description	Rewards	Notes
Fishing for Fishies A	Reel in 150 Goldfish. No, they're not smiling back, why do you ask?	4 0	notes
Fishing for Fishies B	Reel in 80 Hemit Cans. Mhmmmm, oily	4 0	notes
Fishing for Fishies C	Reel in 50 Jellyfish. Don't use their tentacles as shoelaces!	5 0	notes
Fishing for Fishies D	Reel in 20 Bloaches. Go on then, no use reading any longer!	5 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job A	Catch 200 bugs, specifically Flies	4 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job B	Catch 150 bugs, specifially Butterflies	4 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job C	Catch 100 bugs, specifically Cereal	5 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job D	Catch 50 bugs, specifically Fruitflies	5 0	notes
Obol, More like Garbo	Turn 2 Obols into fragments	5 0	They must be two different obols.
Well Yes, but Actually No	Ask 'Those would be cool crusade bosses' at the Sands of Time	5 0	Type the phrase in the Sand Giant map.
Lol Gottem!	Get hit by the deserts boss's most deadly attack.	5 0	Get hit by Efaunt's Lower Left Arm (Finger Gun)
Into the mix you go!	Drop BobJoePickle into the Cauldron. Good luck!	4 0	You do not need to unlock the vial nor do you need any vial chances left, you just need to drop the pickle.
Lift with your Back!	Pick up 500 Items. Also, don't lift with your back IRL, only in game!	5 0	notes
I'll Get to Fighting Later	Mine some Plat Ore in the Colosseum	5 0	A Platinum Ore node spawns in one of the Sandstone Colosseum waves. Winning Platinum Ore in the rewards chest also completes this task.
Pie is better!	Defeat 69 Crabcakes actively.	5 0	notes
I am the High Tide	Defeat 69 Sand Castles actively	6 0	notes
Bopping Spuds	Defeat 69 Mashed Potatoes actively	6 0	notes

Merit Shop

Img	Description	Cost	Tiers	Notes
	Monsters now drop Obols. +5% drop rate per purchase!	1	7	+5% per purchase
	All Yum-Yum Desert Mobs respawn +x% faster. This boosts AFK kills per hour!	1	10	+2% per purchase
	+2% AFK Gains for your first 9 characters in your family	1	9	1 character per purchase
	Boosts Max Lv. to x for 'Convert Better Darnit' Talent. Probs still stinks...	1	10	+5 per purchase
	World bosses can now drop gems. +7% gem drop rate per purchase!	1	8	+7% per purchase?
	Unlock recipes.	2	5	Requires completing Twilight Tombstone 2-6 Level 2 Efaunts Broken Ankles Level 3 Efaunt Hipilium Level 4 Efaunt Ribcage Level 5 Efaunt Helmet Level 6 Efaunt Trunculus
	Higher chance for minibosses in world 2 to drop new Star Talents	3	6	+30% chance per purchase