Tasks/Yum Yum Desert

Road To Max Damage • Investing in... bubbles? • Avast, Bancrupcy Ho! • Maximum Efficiency • No Time To Brews • The Unstoppable USPS • Twilight Tombstone • Achievement Cowboy • Daily Tasks • Merit Shop

Road To Max Damage

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Deal 600 damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	10 1	notes
2	Deal 2K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	12 1	notes
3	Deal 6K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	14 1	notes
4	Deal 25K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	16 1	notes
5	Deal 50K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	18 1	notes
6	Deal 100K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	20 2	notes
7	Deal 200K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	22 2	notes
8	Deal 400K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	24 2	notes
9	Deal 750K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	26 2	notes
10	Deal 999K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	28 2	notes Investing in... Bubbles? Description Rewards Notes 1 Reach a total level of 15 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 10 1 notes 2 Reach a total level of 60 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 12 1 notes 3 Reach a total level of 130 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 14 1 notes 4 Reach a total level of 300 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 16 1 notes 5 Reach a total level of 650 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 18 1 notes 6 Reach a total level of 1.2K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 20 2 notes 7 Reach a total level of 2.7K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 22 2 notes 8 Reach a total level of 5K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 24 2 notes 9 Reach a total level of 10K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 26 2 notes 10 Reach a total level of 100K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, bubbles don't count. 28 2 notes Avast, Bancrupcy Ho! Description Rewards Notes 1 Buy a total of 5 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 10 1 6 40 2 Buy a total of 20 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 12 1 28 3 Buy a total of 75 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 14 1 1 5 4 Buy a total of 200 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 16 1 2 80 5 Buy a total of 700 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 18 1 9 80 6 Buy a total of 2.2K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 20 2 30 80 7 Buy a total of 6K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 22 2 80 8 Buy a total of 10K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 24 2 1 40 9 Buy a total of 25k(lavaplz) Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 26 2 3 50 10 Buy a total of 100K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh! 28 2 14 Maximum Efficiency Description Rewards Notes 1 Have at least 500 Skill Efficiency in 2 different skills across your account. 11 1 notes 2 Have at least 1.5K Skill Efficiency in 2 different skills across your account. 13 1 notes 3 Have at least 3K Skill Efficiency in 3 different skills across your account. 15 1 notes 4 Have at least 5K Skill Efficiency in 3 different skills across your account. 17 1 notes 5 Have at least 10K Skill Efficiency in 4 different skills across your account. 19 1 notes 6 Have at least 25K Skill Efficiency in 5 different skills across your account. 21 2 notes 7 Have at least 50K Skill Efficiency in 6 different skills across your account. 23 2 notes 8 Have at least 100K Skill Efficiency in 8 different skills across your account. 25 2 notes 9 Have at least 250K Skill Efficiency in 10 different skills across your account. 27 2 notes 10 Have at least 750K Skill Efficiency in 12 different skills across your account. 29 2 notes No Time To Brews Description Rewards Notes 1 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 10/hr. 10 1 notes 2 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 100/hr. 12 1 notes 3 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 225/hr. 14 1 notes 4 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 400/hr. 16 1 notes 5 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 800/hr. 18 1 notes 6 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 1.5K/hr. 20 2 notes 7 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 6K/hr. 22 2 notes 8 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 12kK/hr. 24 2 notes 9 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 50K/hr. 26 2 notes 10 Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 150K/hr. 26 2 notes The Unstoppable USPS Description Rewards Notes 1 Complete a total of 10 Post Office Orders across all companies. 10 1 notes 2 Complete a total of 25 Post Office Orders across all companies. 12 1 notes 3 Complete a total of 50 Post Office Orders across all companies. 14 1 notes 4 Complete a total of 75 Post Office Orders across all companies. 16 1 notes 5 Complete a total of 110 Post Office Orders across all companies. 18 1 notes 6 Complete a total of 180 Post Office Orders across all companies. 20 2 notes 7 Complete a total of _ Post Office Orders across all companies. 22 2 notes 8 Complete a total of _ Post Office Orders across all companies. 24 2 notes 9 Complete a total of _ Post Office Orders across all companies. 26 2 notes 10 Complete a total of _ Post Office Orders across all companies. 28 2 notes Twilight Tombstones Description Rewards Notes 1 Defeat Efaunt without playing his ribs like a xylophone 2 Defeat Efaunt 5 times... no, 7 times 3 Defeat Efaunt without a helmet or shirt 4 Defeat Efaunt in under 2 minutes 5 Defeat Efaunt on 6 players, in order starting with the 1st 6 Defeat all arms of Chaotic Efaunt 7 Defeat Chaotic Efaunt without taking any damage 8 Defeat Nightmare Efaunt 9 Defeat Nightmare Efaunt in less than 120 seconds 10 Defeat Nightmare Efaunt with no weapon or armor Achievement Cowboy Description Rewards Notes 1 Achievements are no in the game yet, not sorry! No wait, yes sorry! 10 1 Obviously not implemented yet Daily Tasks Description Rewards Notes Fishing for Fishies A Reel in 300 Goldfish. No, they're not smiling back, why do you ask? 4 0 notes Fishing for Fishies B Reel in 250 Hemit Cans. Mhmmmm, oily 4 0 notes Fishing for Fishies C Reel in 200 Jellyfish. Don't use their tentacles as shoelaces! 5 0 notes Fishing for Fishies D Reel in 150 Bloaches. Go on then, no use reading any longer! 5 0 notes Doing the Dev's Job A Catch 450 bugs, specifically Flies 4 0 notes Doing the Dev's Job B Catch 400 bugs, specifially Butterflies 4 0 notes Doing the Dev's Job C Catch 350 bugs, specifically Cereal 5 0 notes Doing the Dev's Job D Catch 300 bugs, specifically Fruitflies 5 0 notes Obol, More like Garbo Turn 2 Obols into fragments 5 0 notes Well Yes, but Actually No Ask 'Those would be cool crusade bosses' at the Sands of Time 5 0 Say it in the map of the Sand Giant Lol Gottem! Get hit by the deserts boss's most deadly attack. 5 0 Get hit by Efaunt's Lower Left Arm (Finger Gun) Into the mix you go! Drop BobJoePickle into the Cauldron. Good luck! 4 0 notes Lift with your Back! Pick up 500 Items. Also, don't lift with your back IRL, only in game! 5 0 notes I'll Get to Fighting Later Mine some Plat Ore in the Colosseum 5 0 There is a platinum ore node spawning in one of Sandstone colosseums waves. Pie is better! Defeat 99 Crabcakes actively. 5 0 notes I am the High Tide Defeat 99 Sand Castles actively 6 0 notes Bopping Spuds Defeat 99 Mashed Potatoes actively 6 0 notes Merit Shop Img Description Cost Tiers Notes Monsters now drop Obols. +5% drop rate per purchase! 1 7 +5% per purchase All Yum-Yum Desert Mobs respawn +x% faster. This boosts AFK kills per hour! 1 10 +2% per purchase +2% AFK Gains for your first 7 characters in your family 1 7 1 character per purchase Boosts Max Lv. to x for 'Convert Better Darnit' Talent. Probs still stinks... 1 10 +5 per purchase World bosses can now drop gems. +7% gem drop rate per purchase! 1 8 +7% per purchase? Unlock recipes. 2 5 1. Efaunt Shoes - requires Twilight Tombstone 2 2. Efaunt Pants - requires Twilight Tombstone 3 3. Efaunt Torso - requires Twilight Tombstone 4 4. Efaunt Helmet - requires Twilight Tombstone 5 5. Efaunt Ring - requires Twilight Tombstone 6