Tasks/Yum Yum Desert

Road To Max Damage • Investing in... bubbles? • Avast, Bankruptcy Ho! • Maximum Efficiency • No Time To Brews • The Unstoppable USPS • Twilight Tombstone • Achievement Cowboy • Daily Tasks • Merit Shop

Road To Max Damage

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Deal 600 damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	10 1	notes
2	Deal 2K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	12 1	notes
3	Deal 6K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	14 1	notes
4	Deal 25K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	16 1	notes
5	Deal 50K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	18 1	notes
6	Deal 100K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	20 2	notes
7	Deal 200K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	22 2	notes
8	Deal 400K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	24 2	notes
9	Deal 750K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	26 2	notes
10	Deal 999K damage in a single attack. Crit damage counts!	28 2	notes

Investing in... Bubbles?

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Reach a total level of 15 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	10 1	notes
2	Reach a total level of 60 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	12 1	notes
3	Reach a total level of 130 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	14 1	notes
4	Reach a total level of 300 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	16 1	notes
5	Reach a total level of 650 across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	18 1	notes
6	Reach a total level of 1.2K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	20 2	notes
7	Reach a total level of 2.7K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	22 2	notes
8	Reach a total level of 5K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	24 2	notes
9	Reach a total level of 10K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	26 2	notes
10	Reach a total level of 100K across all your Alchemy Bubbles. No, vials don't count.	28 2	notes

Avast, Bankruptcy Ho!

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Buy a total of 5 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	10 1	6 40
2	Buy a total of 20 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	12 1	28
3	Buy a total of 75 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	14 1	1 5
4	Buy a total of 200 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	16 1	2 80
5	Buy a total of 700 Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	18 1	9 80
6	Buy a total of 2.2K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	20 2	30 80
7	Buy a total of 6K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	22 2	80
8	Buy a total of 10K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	24 2	1 40
9	Buy a total of 25k(lavaplz) Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	26 2	3 50
10	Buy a total of 100K Golden Dubloons. Ye can do this across multiple days, arrgh!	28 2	14

Maximum Efficiency

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Have at least 500 Skill Efficiency in 2 different skills across your account.	11 1	"Different skills" means that having two characters with high enough efficiency in the same skill will not count.
2	Have at least 1.5K Skill Efficiency in 2 different skills across your account.	13 1	notes
3	Have at least 3K Skill Efficiency in 3 different skills across your account.	15 1	notes
4	Have at least 5K Skill Efficiency in 3 different skills across your account.	17 1	notes
5	Have at least 10K Skill Efficiency in 4 different skills across your account.	19 1	notes
6	Have at least 25K Skill Efficiency in 5 different skills across your account.	21 2	notes
7	Have at least 50K Skill Efficiency in 6 different skills across your account.	23 2	notes
8	Have at least 100K Skill Efficiency in 8 different skills across your account.	25 2	As there are only 6 Skills with efficiency, this task is not completable.
9	Have at least 250K Skill Efficiency in 10 different skills across your account.	27 2	notes
10	Have at least 750K Skill Efficiency in 12 different skills across your account.	29 2	notes

No Time To Brews

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 10/hr.	10 1	notes
2	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 100/hr.	12 1	notes
3	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 225/hr.	14 1	notes
4	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 400/hr.	16 1	notes
5	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 800/hr.	18 1	notes
6	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 1.5K/hr.	20 2	notes
7	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 6K/hr.	22 2	notes
8	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 12kK/hr.	24 2	notes
9	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 50K/hr.	26 2	notes
10	Have the speed of your 4 Bubble Cauldrons add up to at least 150K/hr.	28 2	notes

The Unstoppable USPS

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Complete a total of 10 Post Office Orders across all companies.	10 1	notes
2	Complete a total of 25 Post Office Orders across all companies.	12 1	notes
3	Complete a total of 50 Post Office Orders across all companies.	14 1	notes
4	Complete a total of 75 Post Office Orders across all companies.	16 1	notes
5	Complete a total of 110 Post Office Orders across all companies.	18 1	notes
6	Complete a total of 180 Post Office Orders across all companies.	20 2	notes
7	Complete a total of 275 Post Office Orders across all companies.	22 2	notes
8	Complete a total of 500 Post Office Orders across all companies.	24 2	notes
9	Complete a total of 750 Post Office Orders across all companies.	26 2	notes
10	Complete a total of 1111 Post Office Orders across all companies.	28 2	notes

Twilight Tombstone

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Defeat Efaunt without playing his ribs like a xylophone	10 1
2	Defeat Efaunt 5 times... no, 7 times	12 1
3	Defeat Efaunt without a helmet and shirt	14 1
4	Defeat Efaunt in under 2 minutes	16 1
5	Defeat Efaunt on 6 players, in order starting with the 1st	18 1
6	Defeat all arms of Chaotic Efaunt	20 2
7	Defeat Chaotic Efaunt without taking any damage	22 2
8	Defeat Nightmare Efaunt	24 2
9	Defeat Nightmare Efaunt in less than 120 seconds	26 2
10	Defeat Nightmare Efaunt with no weapon or armor	28 2

Achievement Cowboy

	Description	Rewards	Notes
1	Achievements are not in the game yet, not sorry! No wait, yes sorry!	10 1	Obviously not implemented yet

Daily Tasks

	Description	Rewards	Notes
Fishing for Fishies A	Reel in 150 Goldfish. No, they're not smiling back, why do you ask?	4 0	notes
Fishing for Fishies B	Reel in 80 Hemit Cans. Mhmmmm, oily	4 0	notes
Fishing for Fishies C	Reel in 50 Jellyfish. Don't use their tentacles as shoelaces!	5 0	notes
Fishing for Fishies D	Reel in 20 Bloaches. Go on then, no use reading any longer!	5 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job A	Catch 200 bugs, specifically Flies	4 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job B	Catch 150 bugs, specifially Butterflies	4 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job C	Catch 100 bugs, specifically Cereal	5 0	notes
Doing the Dev's Job D	Catch 50 bugs, specifically Fruitflies	5 0	notes
Obol, More like Garbo	Turn 2 Obols into fragments	5 0	notes
Well Yes, but Actually No	Ask 'Those would be cool crusade bosses' at the Sands of Time	5 0	Say it in the map of the Sand Giant
Lol Gottem!	Get hit by the deserts boss's most deadly attack.	5 0	Get hit by Efaunt's Lower Left Arm (Finger Gun)
Into the mix you go!	Drop BobJoePickle into the Cauldron. Good luck!	4 0	notes
Lift with your Back!	Pick up 500 Items. Also, don't lift with your back IRL, only in game!	5 0	notes
I'll Get to Fighting Later	Mine some Plat Ore in the Colosseum	5 0	There is a platinum ore node spawning in one of Sandstone colosseums waves.
Pie is better!	Defeat 69 Crabcakes actively.	5 0	notes
I am the High Tide	Defeat 69 Sand Castles actively	6 0	notes
Bopping Spuds	Defeat 69 Mashed Potatoes actively	6 0	notes

Merit Shop

Img	Description	Cost	Tiers	Notes
	Monsters now drop Obols. +5% drop rate per purchase!	1	7	+5% per purchase
	All Yum-Yum Desert Mobs respawn +x% faster. This boosts AFK kills per hour!	1	10	+2% per purchase
	+2% AFK Gains for your first 9 characters in your family	1	9	1 character per purchase
	Boosts Max Lv. to x for 'Convert Better Darnit' Talent. Probs still stinks...	1	10	+5 per purchase
	World bosses can now drop gems. +7% gem drop rate per purchase!	1	8	+7% per purchase?
	Unlock recipes.	2	5	Requires completing Twilight Tombstone 2-6 Level 2 Efaunts Broken Ankles Level 3 Efaunt Hipilium Level 4 Efaunt Ribcage Level 5 Efaunt Helmet Level 6 Efaunt Trunculus
	Higher chance for minibosses in world 2 to drop new Star Talents	3	6	+30% chance per purchase