Gem Shop

Cosmetics

Hats

	Name	Description	Gem Cost
File:Number One.png	Number One	Auction houses estimate its worth to be as high as one million dollars, although a breakthrough in automatic clapping technology threatens to render this hat worthless.	350
File:Purple Parasite.png	Purple Parasite	This little fella's name is Lamar, and it wants to give you a big ol' kiss right on the entirety of your head!	360
	Paper Bag	This is the hat you deserve for even thinking about spending money on a silly game like this! Although it is nicer than the garbage bag that I wear for being the one that made a silly game like this!	275
	Invisible Hat	IMPORTANT! This hat will NOT show up when equipped. Buy this hat if you want to use some Premium Upgrade Stones, while still seeing your normal hat!	100
	Bandit Bob Mask	This hat really makes you FEEL like Batman... errr, Bandit Bob.	300
	Hotdog Hero	Thanks to this hat, you can ask other players if they think your wiener is big without being inappropriate!	350
File:Diamond Demon Horns.png	Diamond Demon Horns	Definitely the coolest hat in the game, lets be real. That's why it's also the most expensive!	3000
File:Halloween Spooktacular.png	File:Halloween Spooktacular	LIMITED TIME ITEM. This hat will dissapear soon, and when it does, it's never coming back!	300

Chat Rings

	Name	Description	Gem Cost
File:Lovers Chat Ring.png	Lovers Chat Ring	Other people are guaranteed to fall in love with every word you say! 'Warning: Guarantee not guaranteed'	300
File:All Natural Chat Ring.png	All Natural Chat Ring	... but not organic, sorry.	250
File:Bandit Bob Chat Ring.png	Bandit Bob Chat Ring	Comes action-packed with EIGHT Bandit Bobs! That's eight more Bob's than the normal chat bubble!	350
File:Bubble Pop Chat Ring.png	Bubble Pop Chat Ring	Ah yes, bubbles for your chat bubble. Such a layered joke, and totally not a coincidence I realised as I typed out this description!	325
File:Eye Of Cthulu Chat Ring.png	Eye Of Cthulu Chat Ring	It's like that one terraria boss, only smaller and more of them!	400
File:Money Talks Chat Ring.png	Money Talks Chat Ring	Watch as the noobs tremble before your wealth... but seriously though, please don't buy this unless you're rich enough to be playing on a golden toilet right now or something.	2500