Bear Swipe
A big ol' bear claw swipes up to monsters in front of you, dealing % damage
Axe Hurl
Throws axe in a downward arc, which deals % dmg to up to monsters.
Mocking Shout
Every 0.5 sec, monsters move toward you and heal for % HP. You get +% EXP gain.
No Pain No Gain
Reduces max HP by %, increases damage by %. Also, you take double damage.
Monster Decimator
There is a % chance for a monster kill to be counted for double for opening new portals.
Apocalypse Zow
+% Dmg for every monster you kill over 100 000 times. Counts monster types
Fistful Of Obol
Obols give +% more STR than what's listed
Strongest Statues
'Strength', 'Mining', and 'Oceanman' statues give % higher bonuses
Beefy Bottles
This talent is not yet functional. Shmowzow!
Worming Undercover
% chance to wake the sleeper agent worm within the fish, letting you instantly catch
Bobbin' Bobbers
+% Minigame reward, and +1 Fishing Power per pt of your Highscore, up to +
All Fish Diet
+% Fishing EXP, since like, fish is brain food and so it makes sense that... eh forget it.
Catching Some Zzz'S
+% Away Gains for Fishing only. Just fishing. It totally doesn't boost anything else!
Back To Basics
+ Talent Points for the 'Warrior' talent tab, and +10 dmg to these Talents' feelings!