Quests/dialogue
World 1 - Blunder Hills
Scripticus
Found at: Grassylands Town
| Quest name | Dialogue | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hardcore Gamer Status,
Here I Come! |
"Ah, another poor soul to add to the list!",
"List of what, you ask? Just look around you! The grassy platforms, the slow-moving clouds, the fact that the main NPC is a giant piece of paper..." | |||
| Gear Up, Gamer! | 1 | |||
| Mr. Worldwide | 3 | |||
| The Choice is Yours! | 1 | |||
| Certified Swinger, of Pickaxes,
of Course! |
3 | Collect Mining Certificate (1) | Mining Exp (50)
Coins (200) |
Finish 'Literally Burning Your Money' |
| The Smithing Grind | 2 | Craft Farmer Brim (1)
Craft Orange Tee (1) |
Mini Materials Pouch (1)
Beginner Recipe (Blue Tee) Main Exp (70) |
|
| The Unoccupied Picnic | 4 | Collect Golden Jam [quest item] (1) | Inventory Bag B (1)
Main Exp (120) Coins (300) |
Finish 'Live-Action Entertainment' |
| Seeking Foreign Aid | 5 | Collect Scouting Report (1) | Inventory Bag C (1)
Small Material Pouch (1) Main Exp (1250) |
Finish 'Investigator by Day,
Prankster by Night' |
| What Lies at the Heart
of the Forest |
2 | Forest Camp Found (1) | Bottled Town Teleport (10)
Small Experience Balloon (2) Mining Exp (2500) |
|
| The Bigger they are,
the Bigger they fall! |
3 | Wolf Golem Defeated (1)
Town Gem Recovered (1) |
Special Talent Book (Will of the Eldest [max 50])
Main Exp (5000) Coins (2000) |
|
| Champion of the Grasslands | 9 | Collect Grassland NPC
Completion Token (1), Collect Grassland Misc Completion Token (1), Collect Grassland Skills Completion Token (1) |
Blunder Hero (1) | Pick up the recipes dropped
upon quest activation |
Glumlee
Glumlee's questline teaches you how to mine and smelt ores. At the end of the quest-line, you will receive the Mining Certificate needed to complete Scripticus' quest. Glumlee is in the first mining area left from the first town.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Learning to Swing | 1 | Collect Copper Ore (5) | Glumlee's Special Tutorial Oil (1)
Mining Exp (10) |
|
| Learning to Smelt | 2 | Collect Copper Bar (1) | Crude Oil (10)
Mining Exp (20) |
|
| Literally Burning Your Money | 1 | Buy Smelter upgrades (5) | Mining Certificate (1)
Miniature Mining Pouch (1) Mining Exp (15) |
|
| The Impossible Task | 7 | Collect Broken Mic (1) | Special Talent Book (Exp Converter [Max 40])
Mining Exp (250) |
Pick up the item dropped at the end
of the dialogue |
Woodsman
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A noob's first swing | 1 | Collect Oak Logs (10) | Miniature Choppin Pouch (1)
Main Exp (30) Coins (100) |
|
| A noob's 2nd first swing | 2 | Collect Oak Logs (100) | Old Hatchet (1)
Coins (200) |
Finishing doesn't consume wood |
| It's Just a Plank bro! | 3 | Collect Oak Logs (1000) | Stump Prop (1)
Main Exp (500) |
Finishing doesn't consume wood |
Picnic Stowaway
His 4th and following quests reset daily.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Hungry Stowaway | 2 | Collect Nomwich (50) | Miniscule Food Pouch (1)
Coins (300) |
|
| Beating Up Frogs for some Sauce | 3 | Collect Ketchup Bottle (3)
Collect Mustard Bottle (3) |
Little Wooden Katana (1)
Main Exp (200) |
Frogs drop them when the quest is active |
| Live-Action Entertainment | 3 | Defeat Mushrooms (10) | Golden Jam [Quest Item] (1)
Golden Jam (1) Main Exp (150) |
Mushrooms will spawn above the NPC |
| The Most Important Meal of the Day | 2 | Collect Frog Leg (200)
Collect Bean Slices (100) |
Golden Jam (1)
Average Life Potion (25) |
|
| Brunchin' with the Blobs | 3 | Collect Peanut (100)
Collect Bleach Logs (1500) Collect Grass Leaf (50) |
Golden Jam (3)
Average Speed Potion (50) Small Experience Balloon (1) |
Pick up the recipe dropped upon
quest activation |
| Luncheon with the Inlaws | 4 | Collect Crude Oil (200)
Collect Iron Bar (100) |
Golden Kebabs (1)
Golden Jam (5) Kachow Statue (3) |
|
| Afternoon Tea in a Jiffy | 4 | Retrieve Teacup
Tea Temperature (>100) Don't Teleport |
Golden Kebabs (3)
Golden Jam (10) Small Experience Balloon (1) |
Run to the map with Carrotmens, kill
the Sand Pot that spawns there, pick up Teacup and run back to the NPC |
| Early Evening Eating Endeavor | 5 | Collect Alien Headband (1)
Collect Kebab Sticks (500) |
Golden Kebabs (10)
Golden Jam (20) Gem (2) |
Finish 'Slovakian Scare' for Alien Headband,
Buy Kebab Sticks at World 2 Shop |
Typhoon
Complete his quest to get a daily Colosseum ticket
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Surprise Attack | 2 | Defeat Frogs (7) | Colosseum Ticket (1)
Main Exp (100) |
Spawns frogs around him |
Mr Pigibank
Complete his quest to unlock Stamps.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A pig and his stamps | 2 | Find Stamp Thief (1) | Main Exp (150) | Bring any Stamp to complete |
Town Marble
Complete his quest to unlock Statues.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Goal | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Visualizing the Sculpture Within... | 3 | Collect Sculpting Tools (1) | Strenght Statue (1) | Buy Sculpting Tools at World 1 Shop |
Hamish
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Hamazing Plot Twist! | 2 | Collect Copper Chopper (1) | Tomahawk Stamp (1), Chopping Exp (100) |
| Should We Tell Him? | 2 | Collect Purple Tupacband (1) | Choppin' Bag Stamp (1), Chopping Exp (150) |
| Slime for Storage | 4 | Collect Slime Sludge (50) | Storage Chest 1 (1)
Choppin Exp (150) |
Promotheus
Complete his quest to choose a new Class.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I'm Ready, Promotion! | 2 | Achieve Level 10 | Coins (500)
Bottled Town Teleport (5) |
|
| Three Right Answers | 1 | Select a New Class | Talent Point Reset Potion (1)
Talent Point Reset Fragment (6) Coins (1000) Class change |
|
| Slovakian Scare | 5 | Find House Monster | Alien Headband (1)
Main Exp (1500) |
Spawns in Birch Enclave on top of the hour
(i.e. 1:00 AM, 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, etc.) |
| The Witcher, but not Really | 5 | Defeat Baba Yaga (1) | Inventory Bag D (1)
Small Experience Balloon (2) |
Spawns in Birch Enclave on top of the hour
(i.e. 1:00 AM, 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, etc.) |
Krunk
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Plot to be Perfect | 2 | Collect Iron Ore (200)
Collect Small Mana Potion (50) |
Beginner Recipe (Icing Ironbite)
Main Exp (500) Mining Exp (400) |
|
| The Scientific Method,
According to a Rock |
4 | Collect Gold Ore (200)
Collect Iron Bar (100) Collect Strenght Statue (20) |
Armor Upgrade Stone G (5)
Storage Chest 3 (1) Main Exp (1000) |
|
| King of the Cavern | 5 | Collect Bleach Logs (1200)
Collect Trusty Nails (300) Collect Thread (600) |
Speed Statue (2)
Main Exp (1000) |
|
| Mining Lv. 33 | Not implemented yet |
Mutton
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beatboxing Starterpack | 4 | Collect White Headband (1)
Collect Give Up On Life Pants (1) Collect Flip Flops (1) |
Fist Stamp (1), Coins (2500) | WH and GUOLP rarely drop from monsters |
| Clout Chasin' | 3 | Currently wrong description |
Builder Bird
Complete his quest to open a portal to World 2 - Yum Yum Desert.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Restoring Power to the Portal | 4 | Collect Desert Topaz (1) | Main Exp (12500)
Coins (2500) |
Drop from Wolf Golem |
Stiltzcho
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Outta the Way Slimes | 3 | Defeat Slimes (15) in 100 seconds | Speed Statue (3)
Average Speed Potion (25) Main Exp (1000) |
|
| No Stone Unturned | 3 | Collect Strange Rock (5) | Speed Statue (2)
Small Experience Balloon (1) Coins (1000) |
Drop from Baby Boas |
| Investegator by Day,
Prankster by Night |
4 | Collect Carrot Cube (2)
Collect Bleach Logs (3) |
Scouting Report (1)
Carrot Horror (1) Main Exp (1000) |
Funguy
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mushroom Munchies | 3 | Collect Peanut (100)
Collect Cheezy Pizza (25) Collect Average Strength Potion (100) |
Small Food Pouch (1)
Main Exp (800) |
|
| Videogame Highscores are COOL! | 3 | Choppin Score (65) | Beginner Recipe (Fur Shirt)
Main Exp (3000) Coins (1250) |
Score at least 65
in Chopping Minigame |
| Partycrastination | 6 | Collect Time Thingy (250) | Silver Stopwatch (1)
Smithing Exp (1500) |
Drops rarely from Carrotmens |
| Party Crashin' | 4 | Meet New People (40)
Make Some Friends (0) |
Main Exp (5000)
Chopping Exp (3000) Gem (4) |
Kill spawned monsters |
Tiki Chief
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brochure Building | 3 | Collect Plank (500)
Collect Trusty Nails (1000) |
Kachow Statue (5)
Golden Jam (3) |
|
| Three Strikes, you're Out! | 3 | Invite Rich Guy
Invite Happy Guy Invite Tough Guy |
Questin Stamp (1)
Main Exp (7500) |
Drop the Invitation next to the NPCs
and wait a bit for them to talk: Mr Pigibank, Steven (Funguy), Krunk |
| Blame it on the Goblins | 4 | Defeat Goblins (5000)
Pretend to Re-Invite Everyone |
Medium Experience Balloon (1)
Main Exp (25000) |
Sprout
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sticks and Stone Something
Something Bones... |
5 | Collect Stick (500)
Collect Iron Ore (1500) |
Thicc Skin Statue (12)
Small Experience Balloon (3) Main Exp (25000) |
|
| Justice Wears No Clothes | 4 | Unclothed Kills (30) | Adam's Leaf (1)
Small Experience Balloon (1) Main Exp (10000) |
Kill Stick monsters with only a weapon equipped |
Dog Bone
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Why he Die??? | 2 | Collect Dog Bone (10) | Forest Villa Key (3) | Drop from Wode Boards |
World 2 - Yum Yum Desert
Cowbo Jones
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Grind Begins...? | 1 | Kill Pots (99999) | Gem (5)
Main Exp (6000) |
Start killing Sand Pots,
the quest will auto-complete |
| The Pantsless Powerhouse! | 3 | No-Equip Kill (10) | Storage Chest 4 (1)
Main Exp (10000) Coins (3500) |
Kill 10 Sand Pots without equips
except for Head, Weapon and specials slots |
| No Country for One Character | 4 | Create Characters (4) | 1 HR Time Candy (2)
Main Exp (12500) |
|
| Say Goodbye to your Dubloon! | 2 | Collect Golden Dubloon (1) | Small Experience Balloon (5)
Gem (5) Main Exp (3500) |
Buy Golden Dubloon at World 2 Shop |
| Alchemical Apprentice | 3 | Unlock Bubble (1)
Pure Water (1) |
Weapon Upgrade Stone II (2)
Armor Upgrade Stone II (3) Alchemy Exp (40) |
Unlock any Bubble in Alchemy Brewing tab,
buy one Ripoff Water in Alchemy Liquid tab |
| Three Vials? Those are
Rookie Numbers! |
2 | Vials Unlocked (3) | Main Exp (10000) | Drop random materials in front of the Alchemy
Cauldron to unlock their Vials |
| The Notorious B.O.B | 4 | Find Criminal | Gem (3)
Small Experience Balloon (2) Main Exp (10000) |
Find BOB in Mimics zone's secondary portal |
| Bake Him Away, Toys | 5 | Collect Signed Arrest Warrant | Inventory Bag E (1)
Main Exp (15000) |
Obol Altar
Complete its quest to unlock Obols.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bad Kitty, get off that altar! | 6 | Collect BobJoePickle (1) | Bronze Obol of Puny Damage (1) | Buy BobJoePickle at World 2 Shop |
Postboy Pablob
Complete his quest to unlock Orders.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Signed, Sealed and Lost in the Post | 3 | Collect Empty Box (5) | Main Exp (10000) | Craft Empty Box on Anvil |
Speccius
Complete his quest to unlock a Sub Class.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| More like 'Sleepius' lmao | 3 | Collect Kebab Sticks (1)
Collect Crabby Cakey (1) |
1 HR Time Candy (1)
Gem (2) |
|
| Specialization Station | 1 | Select a Sub Class | Coins (10000) |
Bandit Bob
so sexy
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bullets for Bandit Bob! | 3 | Collect Bullet (300) | Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone (2)
Small Experience Balloon (2) Smithing Exp (2500) |
Goldric
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trickle Down Economics | 2 | Coins Collected (15) | Gem (3)
Coins (10000) |
Walk over the coins that spawn on the ground |
Whattso
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mopey Dick | 1 | Collect Goldfish (20) | Wormie Weight (1)
Fishing Exp (200) Coins (2000) |
|
| The Whaley Hard Minigame | 3 | Fish Minigame Score (10) | Spoons Lol (1)
Gem (3) Fishing Exp (2000) |
Score at least 10 in Fishing Minigame |
TP Pete
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roll of Anger | 4 | Defeat Grublins (40) in x seconds | Small Experience Balloon (2)
Gem (2) Main Exp (13000) |
|
| Fired for BS Reasons! | 3 | Collect Job Application (1) | Nothing |
Fishpaste97
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 'Accidental' Exploit | 3 | Collect Hermit Can (1500) | Fishing Rod Stamp (1)
1 HR Time Candy (1) |
Scubidew
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Don't Step to Me, Bro! | 2 | Collect Goldfish (400)
Collect Hermit Can (100) Collect Jellyfish (25) |
Iron Hook (1)
Gem (3) Fishing Exp (1000) |
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