Goldric
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You weren't expecting 'me' to converse with a commoner such as yourself, were you?? Bah, what a quaint notion! Run along now, and take your poorness with you. Ta-ta! | |
TEST DIALOGUE, YOU SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE THIS | |
Ohoho, good morrow commoner! Coming to beg for money, no doubt! Oh... you are here to attempt to crime me? Oh goodie! Finally, some excitement! | |
You see, I have grown quite bored of my vast wealth, which is great in both size and volume! Oh, pardon me, I got that wrong, I'm not bored of it at all, lets talk of it some more! | |
Money this, money that. I'll toss you some coins like you're a laundromat! If you pick them up, we'll continue to chat! | Trickle Down Economics |
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again! | |
Good show! We can see to your whole 'criminal intentions' later, but I dare say my good man that we are having too much fun! The game must go on! | |
Have you had a chance to play that hoopsie catchie game? It'd be a shame for you to get arrested for theft before getting to have a go at that! | |
Go on then, see if you can beat my hiscore! Eieioaioioeeehehehe!! I never get to play game with people, what a hoot! | Hoopsies |
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again! | |
My good fellow, you sure missed your calling as a Party Patsy! ... erm, it's a rich people thing, never you mind! Anyway, I think we best move on from games, lest we forget why you're here! | |
Before you crime me up, hows about we solidify my image as a nobleman first? It'll make you all the more infamous when you steal from me! | Only Winners have Portraits |
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again! | |
Ohohoho! Don't I look maaaarvelous! Mmmmm, such a shiny exterior, no wonder I am the envy of all those silver spoon crybabies! Why I could go on and on and on about h... | |
... ah, right, the crime. Well, don't be daft! You cant just commit a crime here without first giving me a gift, that's not kosher! | Criminal Code of Conduct |
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again! | |
Oh goodie! You're really going for it, really pulling yourself up by those bootstraps of yours! Which is quite the sight since that's not even physically possible, I only say it to mess with you common noobs! | |
So then, here we are! Crime time! Say, you're not going to actually commit a crime looking like that, are you? | Dress to Impress |
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again! | |
Ah you look picture perfect! Righto, lets commit that crime of yours! ahem... EGAD! THIEF THIEF! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY... uh... | |
... HALF EATEN BAG OF PEANUTS!!! MY PRIZED POSESSION! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU CRIMINAL MASTERMIND!! 'Goldric hands you the bag of peanuts, after quickly taking a few more out to eat later' | |
My my, wasn't that a thrill! I haven't experienced a good mugging like that since my childhood days of watching my father underpay his laborers, myeheheheh! | |
Well, hows about you come back later? I grow weary of this chitchat, there's not much of an ROI on it after all! |