Goldric

Goldric
Information
World	Yum-Yum Desert
Area	Shifty Sandbox
Total Quests	5
Misc
Birth Weight	3.11 Kg
Starsign	Libra
Mother's Maiden Name	Anderson

Goldric is found in Shifty Sandbox. In order to get any quests from Goldric, you must have gotten far enough in the Cowbo Jones questline by completing three quests for Bandit Bob. Until you've completed the requisite quests, Goldric refuses to talk to you.

Quest Information for Goldric

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Trickle Down Economics	Collect copper coins by running over them.		Coins Collected: > 15	No	3x Gem, 1	You need to have the Cowbo Jones quest 'Commence Criminal Crimes!' active in order to get this quest.
Hoopsies	Pass through 15 hoops in a row. OR Pass a total of 90 hoops across all attempts		Hoops In-A-Row: > 15, Total Hoops > 90	No	4x Gem, 2x Tool Upgrade Stone III, 10000 Catching Experience	'Hoopsies' refers to the Catching minigame. Completing either objective is enough to clear this quest.
Only Winners have Portraits	Find various goldric paintings from Desert Monsters.		200x Casual Confidante, 200x Triumphant Treason, 200x Claiming Cashe	Yes	5x Gem, 1	The paintings drop from Mimics, Mafiosos and Sand Castles.
Criminal Code of Conduct	Find the perfect gift for an animated gold bar monarch. You may have to sift through a lot of crap to find it!		1x Golden Plop	Yes	7x Gem, 2x Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone	While you have this quest active and have the Level Up Gift Alchemy Bubble equipped, Pre Crime Boxes may drop. They don't do anything, you can safely sell them.
Dress to Impress	Equip a golden helmet platebody platelegs and any golden tool.		Wear All Gold > 1	No	1x Bag o Nuts, 60000 Class Experience, 2 50
Dont lay a finger on my Sheepies!!!	Defeat all sandcastle monsters without hurting the sheepies.		Defeat Sandcastles: > 18, Dont Hurt Sheep: > 6	No	1x Goldric Token, 1x 24 HR Time Candy	Requires Level 61. Equipped Sheepie Companion causes quest to automatically fail.

Dialogue Table for Goldric

Dialogue Text	Quest
You weren't expecting 'me' to converse with a commoner such as yourself were you?? Bah what a quaint notion! Run along now and take your poorness with you. Ta-ta!
TEST DIALOGUE YOU SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE THIS
Ohoho good morrow commoner! Coming to beg for my money no doubt! Oh... you are here to attempt to crime me? Oh goodie! Finally some excitement!
You see I have grown quite bored of my vast wealth which is great in both size and volume! Oh pardon me I got that wrong I'm not bored of it at all lets talk of it some more!
Money this money that. I'll toss you some coins like you're a laundromat! If you pick them up we'll continue to chat! QUEST:Collect copper coins by running over them.	Trickle Down Economics
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Good show! We can see to your whole 'criminal intentions' later but I dare say my good man that we are having too much fun! The game must go on!
Have you had a chance to play that hoopsie catchie game? It'd be a shame for you to get arrested for theft before getting to have a go at that!
Go on then see if you can beat my hiscore! Eieioaioioeeehehehe!! I never get to play game with people what a hoot! QUEST:Pass through 15 hoops in a row. OR Pass a total of 90 hoops across all attempts	Hoopsies
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
My good fellow you sure missed your calling as a Party Patsy! ... erm it's a rich people thing never you mind! Anyway I think we best move on from games lest we forget why you're here!
Before you crime me up hows about we solidify my image as a nobleman first? It'll make you all the more infamous when you steal from me! QUEST:Find various goldric paintings from Desert Monsters.	Only Winners have Portraits
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Ohohoho! Don't I look maaaarvelous! Mmmmm such a shiny exterior no wonder I am the envy of all those silver spoon crybabies! Why I could go on and on and on about how wonderful I...
... ah right! The crime and all that... Well? Don't be daft! You can't just commit a crime without first giving me a gift! We live in a society!! QUEST:Find the perfect gift for an animated gold bar monarch. You may have to sift through a lot of crap to find it!	Criminal Code of Conduct
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Oh goodie! It's nearly as beautiful as yours truely! You sure are taking the initiative here really pulling yourself up by the bootstraps! Quite the funny sight too considering that it's impossible. I only say it to give you poor folk the false pretense that your terrible economic situa...
... pardon me we have more important matters to attend to. It's Crime Time!! Say you're not really going to commit a crime looking like that are you? QUEST: Equip a golden helmet platebody platelegs and any golden tool.	Dress to Impress
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Ah you look picture perfect! Righto lets commit that crime of yours! ahem... EGAD! THIEF THIEF! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY... uh...
... HALF EATEN BAG OF PEANUTS!!! MY PRIZED POSESSION! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU CRIMINAL MASTERMIND!! 'Goldric hands you the bag of peanuts after quickly taking a few more out to eat later'
My my wasn't that a thrill! I haven't experienced a good mugging like that since my childhood days of watching my father underpay his laborers myeheheheh!
Well hows about you come back later? I grow weary of this chitchat there's not much of an ROI on it after all! Return at Class Lv. 61.
Aha! My minstrel has returned and with what timing! I just got some sheepies imported from the Frostbite Tundra express shipping of course!
You mustn't harm my precious sheepies! They are very VERY expensive! Now then dispose of those sandcastles! QUEST:Defeat all sandcastle monsters without hurting the sheepies.	Dont lay a finger on my Sheepies!!!
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Bwahahaha!!! What a hoot! Ok I'm bored. Ta-ta! That means get lost in rich-speak.