Goldric

Goldric
Information
Area	Shifty Sandbox
Total Quests	5
Misc
Birth Weight	3.11 Kg
Starsign	Libra
Mother's Maiden Name	Anderson

Goldric is found in Shifty Sandbox. In order to get any quests from Goldric, you must have gotten far enough in the Cowbo Jones questline by completing all quests for Bandit Bob. Until you've completed the requisite quests, Goldric refuses to talk to you.

Goldric is the only source of Tool Upgrade Stone III.

Quest Information for Goldric

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Trickle Down Economics	Collect copper coins by running over them.		Coins Collected: 15	No	3 Gem, 1	You need to have the Cowbo Jones quest "Commence Criminal Crimes!" active in order to get this quest.
name=Hoopsies	text=Pass through 15 hoops in a row OR Pass a total of 90 hoops across all attempts	difficulty=2	requirements=Hoops In-A-Row: 15 Total Hoops 90	consumed=No	rewards=4 Gem, 2 Tool Upgrade Stone III, 10000 Catching Experience	notes="Hoopsies" refers to the Catching minigame. You may need to complete both objectives to clear this quest. }}	name=Only Winners have Portraits	text=Find various goldric paintings from Desert Monsters.	difficulty=3	requirements=200 Casual Confidante 200 Triumphant Treason 200 Claiming Cashe	consumed=Yes	rewards=5 Gem, 1	notes=The paintings drop from Mimics, Mafiosos and Sand Castles. }}	name=Criminal Code of Conduct	text=Find the perfect gift for an animated gold bar monarch. You may have to sift through a lot of crap to find it!	difficulty=5	requirements=1 Golden Plop	consumed=Yes	rewards=7 Gem, 2 Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone	notes=While you have this quest active and have the Level Up Gift Alchemy Bubble equipped, Pre Crime Boxes may drop. They don't do anything, you can safely sell them. }}	name=Dress to Impress	text= Equip a golden helmet, platebody, platelegs, and any golden tool.	difficulty=4	requirements=Wear All Gold 1	consumed=No	rewards=1 Bag o Nuts, 60000 Class Experience, 2 50	notes= }}

Dialogue Table for Goldric

Dialogue Text	Quest
You weren't expecting 'me' to converse with a commoner such as yourself, were you?? Bah, what a quaint notion! Run along now, and take your poorness with you. Ta-ta!
TEST DIALOGUE, YOU SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE THIS
Ohoho, good morrow commoner! Coming to beg for money, no doubt! Oh... you are here to attempt to crime me? Oh goodie! Finally, some excitement!
You see, I have grown quite bored of my vast wealth, which is great in both size and volume! Oh, pardon me, I got that wrong, I'm not bored of it at all, lets talk of it some more!
Money this, money that. I'll toss you some coins like you're a laundromat! If you pick them up, we'll continue to chat!	Trickle Down Economics
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Good show! We can see to your whole 'criminal intentions' later, but I dare say my good man that we are having too much fun! The game must go on!
Have you had a chance to play that hoopsie catchie game? It'd be a shame for you to get arrested for theft before getting to have a go at that!
Go on then, see if you can beat my hiscore! Eieioaioioeeehehehe!! I never get to play game with people, what a hoot!	Hoopsies
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
My good fellow, you sure missed your calling as a Party Patsy! ... erm, it's a rich people thing, never you mind! Anyway, I think we best move on from games, lest we forget why you're here!
Before you crime me up, hows about we solidify my image as a nobleman first? It'll make you all the more infamous when you steal from me!	Only Winners have Portraits
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Ohohoho! Don't I look maaaarvelous! Mmmmm, such a shiny exterior, no wonder I am the envy of all those silver spoon crybabies! Why I could go on and on and on about how wonderful I...
... ah, right! The crime and all that... Well? Don't be daft! You can't just commit a crime without first giving me a gift! We live in a society!!	Criminal Code of Conduct
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Oh goodie! It's nearly as beautiful as yours truely! You sure are taking the initiative here, really pulling yourself up by the bootstraps! Quite the funny sight too, considering that it's impossible. I only say it to give you poor folk the false pretense that your terrible economic situa...
... pardon me, we have more important matters to attend to. It's Crime Time!! Say, you're not really going to commit a crime looking like that, are you?	Dress to Impress
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Ah you look picture perfect! Righto, lets commit that crime of yours! ahem... EGAD! THIEF THIEF! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY... uh...
... HALF EATEN BAG OF PEANUTS!!! MY PRIZED POSESSION! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU CRIMINAL MASTERMIND!! 'Goldric hands you the bag of peanuts, after quickly taking a few more out to eat later'
My my, wasn't that a thrill! I haven't experienced a good mugging like that since my childhood days of watching my father underpay his laborers, myeheheheh!
Well, hows about you come back later? I grow weary of this chitchat, there's not much of an ROI on it after all!