Woodsman
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Dialogue Text | Quest |
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Ho traveller, great day for choppin wouldn't you say? | |
I just felled this tree beside me! Looked to be a tough job at first, but it was all bark and no bite... That tree over there though has got me stumped! | |
Care to give it a try? I'd do it myself but I wouldn't want to embarass a beginner like you! | A noob's first swing |
Hmm, you've got a full inventory! Clear up 2 spaces so I can reward you! | |
Thanks for the logs, but I may have to explain the premise of chopping down a tree a bit more clearly next time. | |
See how your tree over there is a tree, and mine here is... well, not a tree anymore? Please make yours a bit more like mine. | A noob's 2nd first swing |
How am I meant to give you these cool items as reward, when you dont have 2 inventory spaces to put them in? | |
I don't need any more logs my boy, I just want to see you fell that tree! I'm gonna have to dumb it down a bit for you aren't I. | |
Hit tree with sharp hammer. Make tree go timberrrr! Then me happy and give you good stuff. | It's Just a Plank bro! |
I give you reward but you no have space! One, two, three space you need! | |
Hahahaha, you should've seen your face! You can't chop down trees in this game, it was just a prank my boy! This stump here? It's just a prop! Here, take my spare prop as a gift for being such a good sport! | |
Hope the hat fits! I've got a few more gags, but those will have to wait! |