When 'killed,' Massive Troll drops the 
IOU One Fire Crystal that allows you to do absolutely nothing.
Keys to enter the Massive Troll boss arena come from Stilted Seekers, Mutated Mush, Astro Colosseum chests, or Post Office shipments (in World 2).
Tactics
This boss doesn't attack. Instead it has a shield and will give 'missions' selected at random for the player to complete for a chance to deal damage to the boss. Should the player fail to complete the mission then the Boss will get heal a portion of it's health.
To start receiving missions you have to attack Massive Troll a few times until it starts giving them to you.
Greeting Dialog Options
| Oh hi again cutie... how you doing?
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| Heyyyyy... so uhm, yea... about that...
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| Oh, it's you... huh....
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| Well well well look who came back! I knew you couldn't resist me!
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| Great timing! I just finished work, I dropped 351 new players off at world 1.
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| My my... you look just as handsome as the day we first met!
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| Ew, the noob is back. Haha just kidding you're still a cutie.
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| Oh how long I've been waiting for you to return...
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| Aha! I knew you wouldn't forget about me!
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| I knew what we had between us was special, I'm glad you felt the same way...
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Mission Tasks & Dialog Clues
| Mission |
Dialog Text Clue
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| Kill all of the monsters fast. |
Kill all monsters in under 25 seconds! Tick tock, times running out!!
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| Kill monsters without hitting a Green Mushroom. Best to use skills safely. |
Defeat 10 monsters without hurting a green mushroom!
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| Pick up the Dungeon Dice that spawned and roll them. Pure luck. |
Yahtzee!!!! You need a 6, or it's gonna be all over baby!
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| Dodge the Lightning balls like you were level 1 against Amarok. |
Oh no, the energy orbs are coming! Hehehe don't get zapped!
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| Intentionally be moving upward after a count of 10. |
I'm gonna close my eyes and count to 10. You better be climbing when I open them!
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| Kill 5 monsters, one at a time, within 20 seconds. |
Defeat 5 monsters within 20 seconds! Yeah yeah move them feet!!
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| Heads, tails, or... |
Ok uhhmm... how about a classic coin flip? Look right for heads, look left for tails!
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| Judge the most centered monster upon spawn and kill it. |
Hmmm... now kill the monster closest to the middle of the screen!
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| Trigger 100 instances of Damage text. |
Yawn'... Uh, do 100 lines of damage before I get bored and self heal!
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| Kill all Purple Mush in 25 seconds. |
WHAT? Who let all these shrooms in??!? Haha jk jk it was obviously me. Ya got 25 seconds...
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| Kill the blue Crabby Cake without killing any Soda Cans. |
I sure love my soda, it'd be a real shame if any were to get spilled... anyway, go kill that crab hehe!
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'Death' Dialog Options
| Aaaaarrrggghhh.... aauuguauauauauauau... I'm ded.... hehehehe
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| OOF OUCHIE! I'm gonna need an ice pack for this one... pfft hahahaha!!
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| Awww ya got me ☺ hahaha
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| Oh jeez, Lava ain't gonna be happy when I tell him that you made it this Far... erm, I mean dying noises!!! Gahh I'm dead!!
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| Golly! You done killed me! Shucks, guess you get all this loot now since I'm dead and all that lol
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| ... I'd congratulate you for killing me, but I think Lava told me that playing dead means not talking, so I won't say anything...
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| Oh no I'm dead etc etc yada yada... ugh when is my shift over...
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| Oof there goes my HP bar, guess you finally vanquished IdleOn's 'FINAL' Boss.... tehehehe
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| Wow what a fight! Here, you deserve these great items, after all I am the final boss and you did kill me once and for all
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Drops
Droptable for Massive Troll
| Icon | Item | Quantity | Chance |
|---|
 |
 1 |
|
11 in 1.00 |
 |
Massive Troll Card |
1 |
2501 in 250 |
 |
Jagged Obol of Massive Trolling |
1 |
50001 in 5,000 |
 |
Troll Scales |
1 |
7.69230769230771 in 7.69 |
 
 x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable19 |
 |
Pecunia Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
 |
Tripleshot Stamp |
1 |
3703.70370370371 in 3,700 |
 |
Massless Unit for Physics Questions |
1 |
4347.82608695651 in 4,350 |
 |
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
 |
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
 
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
 |
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
 |
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
 |
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
 |
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
 |
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable20 |
 |
Mutton Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
 |
Wiener Links |
1 |
6666.66666666671 in 6,670 |
 |
Potent Mana Potion |
50 |
6.66666666666671 in 6.67 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable21 |
 |
Egg Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
 |
Blackheart Stamp |
1 |
5555.55555555561 in 5,560 |
 |
Crash Box |
1 |
200001 in 20,000 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
Droptable for Chaotic Troll
| Icon | Item | Quantity | Chance |
|---|
|
5 |
|
11 in 1.00 |
 |
Chaotic Troll Card |
1 |
5001 in 500 |
|
Jagged Obol of Massive Trolling |
1 |
12501 in 1,250 |
|
Troll Scales |
2 |
3.33333333333331 in 3.33 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable19 |
|
Pecunia Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
|
Tripleshot Stamp |
1 |
3703.70370370371 in 3,700 |
|
Massless Unit for Physics Questions |
1 |
4347.82608695651 in 4,350 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable20 |
|
Mutton Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
|
Wiener Links |
1 |
6666.66666666671 in 6,670 |
|
Potent Mana Potion |
50 |
6.66666666666671 in 6.67 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable21 |
|
Egg Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
|
Blackheart Stamp |
1 |
5555.55555555561 in 5,560 |
|
Crash Box |
1 |
200001 in 20,000 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
Droptable for Blitzkrieg Troll
| Icon | Item | Quantity | Chance |
|---|
|
20 |
|
11 in 1.00 |
 |
Blitzkrieg Troll Card |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Jagged Obol of Massive Trolling |
1 |
142.857142857141 in 143 |
|
Troll Scales |
4 |
21 in 2.00 |
 |
Cascading Scaled Cape of Krieg |
1 |
40001 in 4,000 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
1 |
33.3333333333331 in 33.3 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable19 |
|
Pecunia Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
|
Tripleshot Stamp |
1 |
3703.70370370371 in 3,700 |
|
Massless Unit for Physics Questions |
1 |
4347.82608695651 in 4,350 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable20 |
|
Mutton Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
|
Wiener Links |
1 |
6666.66666666671 in 6,670 |
|
Potent Mana Potion |
50 |
6.66666666666671 in 6.67 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
x2: 11 in 1.00 - DropTable21 |
|
Egg Statue |
1 |
401 in 40.0 |
|
Blackheart Stamp |
1 |
5555.55555555561 in 5,560 |
|
Crash Box |
1 |
200001 in 20,000 |
|
Cloudsound Follower (Mutton) |
8 |
21 in 2.00 |
|
Corporatube Sub (Mutton) |
3 |
51 in 5.00 |
x1: 166.666666666671 in 167 - SuperDropTable4 |
|
Silver Pen |
1 |
1851.85185185191 in 1,850 |
|
Lucky Lad |
1 |
555555.555555561 in 556,000 |
|
Talent Point Reset Fragment |
1 |
1111.11111111111 in 1,110 |
|
Golden Ribs |
1 |
333.333333333331 in 333 |
|
Mystery Upgrade Stone II |
3 |
238.095238095241 in 238 |
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