Carpetiem

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Carpetiem is found in the Slamabam Straightaway.

Quest Information for Carpetiem
Quest Name Quest Text Difficulty Requirements Consumed? Rewards Notes
Darn Lazy Gamers! Kill 750 Potatos. Idle kills don't count. Difficulty 3.png Potato Kills: >= 750. Starting at 0. No 1x Silver STR Obol.png Silver STR Obol, 3x Gem.png Gem, 80000 Class Experience
Old Timey Craftin' Difficulty 4.png Bullets Crafted: >= 225. Starting at 0., Unopened Chest: >= 1. Starting at 1. No 15x Distilled Water.png Distilled Water, 2x Small Experience Balloon.png Small Experience Balloon, 6000 Smithing Experience Load up your inventory with the necessary materials before accepting the quest, then craft the bullets and turn the quest in. If you open your storage while the quest is active, forfeit and start over. *You can use "Craft From Storage" in the Anvil.
Be like Buster! Defeat the former Heavyweight Champ with Red Boxing Gloves equipped. Difficulty 3.png Epic KO: >= 1. Starting at 0. No 4x Gem.png Gem, 120000 Class Experience Reclaim the Crimson String from your codex to craft a new pair of Boxing Gloves. Forfeit and start over if you need to respawn the monster.
Helping 100 times over Say 'The boomer aint so bad' to 30 different players. Difficulty 2.png Players spoken to: >= 30. Starting at 0. No 1x Carpetiem Token.png Carpetiem Token, 1x Iron Hook.png Iron Hook, 1x Silver Twine.png Silver Twine
Dialogue Table for Carpetiem
Dialogue Text Quest
Eeehhh I'm gettin' too old for this vidya schmidya game nonsense!
Oh blunderin' bildrats! It's another one of you playermagiggers. You looking for a quest eh? I've got one for ya!!! @ QUEST:Get off my gosh darn lawn!
Ehhh... nah that ain't no real quest I'm just fluent in Orange Text. Suppose if you youngsters gon' keep botherin' me I best make the most of it.
I ain't lookin' for no posessions no sir-eee. I'm just fixin' for them young'ns to stop bein' so gosh darn lazy!
Fer cryin' out loud I heard they've got them vidya games playin' themselves now! And even worse some of 'em ar makin' games for a livin I mean talk about not doin' any real work!
Hows about you set a good example? You gotta show 'em how to earn things the RIGHT way! Just like I done did myslf when I was a lad. @ QUEST:Kill 750 Potatos. Idle kills don't count. Darn Lazy Gamers!
You need more 1 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Hrmph I suppose that will do. Although back in my day monsters didn't respawn so quickly. We used to have to keep a few monsters alive then wait 9 months for more monsters to appear it was su... @ 'Carpetiem continues talking for a few minutes'
... and that's why I constantly blink my eyes all the time! Anyway them youngin's are still as lazy as ever so lets keep workin' on that!
It's such a travesty what loser Lava'Lame'2 has done over the years. He's made smithin' way too easy such a weak move! Show 'em how it's meant to be done! @ Craft 225 bullets without opening up the Storage Chest. Old Timey Craftin'
You need more 1 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Well clean my fibers ya did it! Although back in my day we didn't have extra inventory slots n' there wasn't no gem either! We didn't even have carry capacity bags above 100 either which made things extra diffi... @ 'Carpetiem continues talking for a few hours'
... and that's how I appeared in Idle Skilling without anyone ever noticing me! Anyway them youngin's still keep idling their lives away so ya best do a better job settin' a good example!
Kids admire the worst people! Ninjas Streams and even the letter Q for some dang reason! Hows about you show em what a real role model is? @ QUEST:Defeat the former Heavyweight Champ with Red Boxing Gloves equipped. Be like Buster!
You need more 1 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Hot diggity what a fight! I've never seen jabs as quick as those! Although back in my day boxing matches weren't just a few punches over a few rounds. They used to last for six hours and fifteen minutes and always had a... @ 'Carpentiem continues talking for 110 rounds'
... anyway that's how I ended up all red like this even though Scrippius and I were born identical twins! @ Well sir guess theres just one more thing I wantya to do and I'll feel like ya helped me 100 times over!
Looky here I'm gettin' pretty old... and I'm startin' to regret spending so much time bitter toward that darn younger generation! Can ya tell help bridge the gap between us? @ QUEST:Say 'The boomer aint so bad' to 30 different players. Helping 100 times over
You need more 1 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Thanks a million ya did it! Me and them Zoomer generation are great friends now they even include me in their Ticky Tocky shenanigans it's great fun! @ Now get off my lawn ya darn millenial!