Cowbo Jones

Cowbo Jones
Information
Area	YumYum Grotto
Total Quests	13
Misc
Birth Weight	7.79 Kg
Starsign	Libra
Mother's Maiden Name	Lee

Template:Quest/tail

Quest Information for Cowbo Jones

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
The Grind Begins...?	Kill 99999 Sandy Pots		Kill Pots: 99999	No	5 Gem 9000 Class Experience	10 kills in the quest auto-completes.
The Pantsless Powerhouse!	Kill 10 Sandy Pots, without anything but a hat and a weapon equipped.		No-Equip Kill: 10	No	1 Storage Chest 4 15000 Class Experience 35	Add any notes here :)
No Country for One Character	Create at least 3 new players for your Account.		Characters Created: 4	No	3 1 HR Time Candy 17500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Say Goodbye to your Dubloon!	Buy a Gold Dubloon to prove your worth.		1 Golden Dubloon	Yes	5 Small Experience Balloon 5 Gem 3500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Alchemial Apprentice			Bubble Unlocked: 1 Distilled Water: 1	No	2 Weapon Upgrade Stone II 3 Armor Upgrade Stone II 40 Alchemy Experience	Add any notes here :)
Three Vials? Those are Rookie Numbers!	Unlock 2 Vials. Stand infront of the Cauldron, then drag an item, like Copper, out of your inventory		Vials Unlocked: 2	No	10000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Notorious B.O.B	Find the criminal!		Criminal Found: 1	No	3 Gem 2 Small Experience Balloon 10000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Bake Him Away, Toys			1 Signed Arrest Warrant	Yes	1 Inventory Bag E 15000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
A Hat in Crime	Yes, Bandit Bob set you up. Guess you're taking orders from a cactus now!		100 Leather Hide 750 Trusty Nails	Yes	1 Cowbo Galloneer 1 Warped Helmet Upgrade Stone	Add any notes here :)
Commence Criminal Crimes!	Commit a crime on whoever the quest helper says to lol		Steal from Goldric: 1	No	1 Inventory Bag F 25000 Class Experience	Doesn't work as of 1.05
The Worst Trade Deal in History	Buy and sell a total of 10 Golden Dubloons.		Resold Dubloons: 10	No	4 Gem 3 Small Experience Balloon	Add any notes here :)
Children? What'd they ever do for Me...	Donate to the Starving Orphan Monsters foundation in the Cauldron.		Donations Made: 13	No	6 Gem 1 Medium Experience Balloon	Add any notes here :)
Oh No, not the Elderly!	Find some old coot to assist.		Geezers Helped: 100	No	1 Inventory Bag H	Add any notes here :)

Dialogue Table for Cowbo Jones

Dialogue Text	Quest
Yall best be turnin' yourself right round, I tell you hwat. Folks in these parts don't take kindly to outsiders like yorself.
That is, unless yer willin' to prove yerself. Go on, show me whatcha can do!	The Grind Begins...?
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Woah there pardner, it don't count if the darn game creator himself does it for ya! that them's cheatin' that is!
Hows about we getcha a real challenge, somethin' yall grasslickers over in them thar Blunderhills aint never done before...	The Pantsless Powerhouse!
You need 1 more open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Well alrighty! Mighty fine fightin' there pardner, suppose you outsiders aint so bad! But you still best get on out, this town aint big 'nuff fer the two of us!
Uh... er.. well, tell ya what, it's actually TOO big fer the two of us. Go get some more of them characters, would ya?	No Country for One Character
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
That's more like it, startin' to really look like one of them epic gamers ya hear about in the saloon! You sure can walk the walk, but can ya talk the talk...?
...? Well comeon now then, I asked ya a question! Can ya talk the talk?
...
... so ya can't talk, but don't yall worry yerself, cause I sure know one thing that talks round 'ere:cold hard cash! Bring me round sum' that and we can git into some real business.	Say Goodbye to your Dubloon!
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Sure is pretty, tell ya hwat! Lemme just... hold onto it for ya, make sure it's real 'n all that.
Moving on then, them monsters gonna whoop yo behind if ya don't use that there Alchemy Cauldron mabobber.
Listen up, and I'll tell ya how it works. You assign characters to different cauldrons to power them. There are Bubble Cauldrons, on the 1st page, and Liquid Cauldrons, on the 2nd page.
BUBBLE CAULDRONS slowly unlock new bonus bubbles. The small ones are passive, and will give their bonus to all your characters, all the time. The bigger ones must be equipped.
LIQUID CAULDRONS give you different waters to spend on shop items. You can only hold so many liquids, so make sure to use them when you can.
... you get all that, pardner? Ya better 'ave, cause I'm boutta test ya! Go unlock a bubble, and buy some pure water from the Liquid Shop!	Alchemial Apprentice
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Yall got yerself some smarts up in that head of yours, yell you hwat! That was some techincal stuff ya just figured out! Let's cover one last thing before we start bustin' crime.
You can unlock vials by dropping specific resources at the cauldron, in person. Not all resources have their own vial, so ya gotta try 'em all!	Three Vials? Those are Rookie Numbers!
Kiss that tutorial goodbye, yeeeeHAW! Lets get to some real cowboy bid'ness! There's a list of Wanted Criminals wanderin' all about Yum Yum Desert, and each of 'ems got a big ol' EXP bounty on their head.
Me bein' an immobile cactus, I'm still stuck tryna catch the first criminal. He goes by Notorious B.O.B, but ya best believe that aint his real name. He should be 'round here somewhere...	The Notorious B.O.B
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
You found the bugger? That's some right good sleuthing, you're a natural!
Now then, just get him to sign this Arrest Warrant, and we'll have his bounty as easy as ya can say 'Easy', which is gosh darn easy I tell ya hwat!	Bake Him Away, Toys
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Well tip me sideways and call me the leanin' cactus of Pisa, ya got him! Now then, lets just take a look at this here signature...
Yep, signature sure looks real... REALLY LIKE YOURS! Ya thought you were so smart, hidin' all these years, but I finally caught ya red handed!
Yessir, this signature right here is EXACTLY the same one I saw you sign all those Post Office orders with, so there ain't no doubt that you're the real Bandit Bob!
This is a mighty fine turn of events, aint it just! Tell you hwat, forget catching criminals... I'm gonna BECOME the criminal! And YOUR gonna help me, unless yer fixin' to get turned in!
Before we get startin' our crime spree, we gotta look the part. Go get some materials from the Anvil so I can make ya a hat like mine.	A Hat in Crime
You need more 2 open inventory spaces for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
With this hat, we are now the LOVERS OF AMORIA!
... no hang on, that's my idea for when we end up joining The Bachelor. Until then, we are actually called THE HATS OF CRIME!
In a few quests, we gon' be known throughout Idleon as the greatest criminals to ever walk the earth! ...and stay still on the earth since I cant move!
Let's start by finding some'n in the Desert to crime on! And not that big bag guy, he looks kinda tough... we'll get 'im another day.	Commence Criminal Crimes!
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Howdy pardner, how'd it go down? You get sum cold hard cash? Maybe some jewels?
You stole... hwat? YOU STOLE HWAT?? Have you no SHAME? My lord, and there's still some peanuts left!!!
Yall just had to go and take it an 11, when I was just lookin' for a 6, maybe 7 tops. Look, yall should've told me you were had no moral compass, I'dve never made you my partner!
But it's too late for that. Only way to turn this 'round is to change our ways, and do some good deeds.
That there stall owner, heard he's got a bit of a money sitiation. Hows about yall help him with that?	The Worst Trade Deal in History
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
Well I'd say that worked! 'cept as soon as ya turned around to come talk to me, the shopkeep started pointin' an' laughin' at ya...
I feel like we best do somethin' good for someone who won't make fun of us. Also, remind me to steal that money back once we 'ventually go back to bein' evil.	Children? What'd they ever do for Me...
You need more 1 open inventory space for rewards! Clear some space and talk to me again!
That was a bit better, tell you hwat... but you know what they say. Give an orphan monster some water, and they'll drink for a day. Teach an orphan monster how to extract the liquid from the players they kill, and they'll drink for a lifetime.
Supposin' you aint reallyinnerested in that last part, so there's only one thing left to save our souls. We gotta help the elderly...	Oh No, not the Elderly!