Name |
Effect |
Flavor Text
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Turkey a la Thank |
2% Total Damage |
Do I smell gratitude? Oh, no that's colonialization...
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Egg |
5% Meal Cooking Speed |
It's just an egg.
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Salad |
3% Cash from Monsters |
Yea uhm, could I get a burger, but hold the meat and buns?
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Pie |
5% New Recipe Cooking Speed |
Cartoon characters with a fear of levitation HATE the smell of this!
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Frenk Fries |
5% New Pet Breeding Odds |
You're breeding pets in outer space, don't be shocked that there's no France!
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Spaghetti |
4% Breeding EXP |
Your mom made this. It's her spaghetti.
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Corn |
2% Skill Efficiency |
To think the government is subsidizing this... its bonus is terrible!!!
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Garlic Bread |
4% VIP Library Membership |
The letter H ain't lookin' so good after eating a few of these...
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Garlicless Bread |
2% Lab EXP |
Many revolutions in the world originate from an increase in the price of bread
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Pizza |
9% New Pet Breeding Odds |
Mama mia mahhh piiiiiiiizzza!!! Wait I already did that joke, replace this one
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Apple |
5 Base DEF |
Aw jeez Richard, I sure am hungry for apples!
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Pancakes |
2Px Line Width in Lab Mainframe |
Ohhh, they're called 'pan'cakes because they're like cakes made in a pan haha
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Corndog |
12% Meal Cooking Speed |
Ohhh, they're called 'corn'dogs because... wait, why are they called corndogs?
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Cabbage |
5% All Cooking Spd per 10 upgrade Lvs |
This is a MONUMENTALLY IMPORTANT vegetable, as well as upgrade.
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Potato Pea Pastry |
1% Lower Egg Incubator Time |
Yuhhhh it's that Triple P threat! Look out for them P's bro!
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Dango |
2% Lower Kitchen Upgrade Costs |
Look, I'm not sure what these are either, just go with it.
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Sourish Fish |
4% VIP Library Membership |
Shhh stop saying they're sweet, you're gonna get me in trouble!
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Octoplop |
2% Total Damage |
They really did just plop an octopus on a plate and call it a day.
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Croissant |
1% Pet Fighting Damage |
Carl loves these!
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Canopy |
10% New Recipe Cooking Speed |
...oh, you said 'Can of Pea's. You know, that does make a lot more sense.
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Cannoli |
1% Points earned in Tower Defence |
Ain't got no joke for this one, it's existence is enough of a joke.
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Cheese |
5% Cooking EXP |
Sourced organically, straight from the moon!
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Sawdust |
5% Lab EXP |
Id rather starve than eat that' - Angie, 2021
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Eggplant |
5% Pet Breedability Speed in Fenceyard |
Idk what you Zoomers are up to with those eggplant emojis, but I don't like it...
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Cheesy Bread |
1% Total Accuracy |
Another bread meal? Wow so unoriginal, I'm glad I already left a 1 star rating.
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Wild Boar |
2Px Line Width in Lab Mainframe |
It's not really wild anymore is it, it looks kinda dead and roasted.
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Donut |
15% New Pet Breeding Odds |
Mmmmm... doooooooonut...
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Riceball |
3% Skill Efficiency |
Dude it's just a ball of rice, like what do you want me to say about it?
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Cauliflower |
1% Basic Atk Speed |
The white part is called Curd. Welp, time to recategorize this as an educational game!
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Durian Fruit |
6% Lower Kitchen Upgrade costs |
This must have been in the room when Kurt said it smelled like 'teen spirit'...
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Orange |
3% VIP Library Membership |
The true arch-nemesis of rappers and poets alike.
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Bunt Cake |
7% Cash from Monsters |
Bunt cake more like Punt cake because I'm kicking this trash straight to the garbage.
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Chocolate Truffle |
25% New Pet Breeding Odds |
I mean it's got a bite taken out of it, pretty gross.
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Leek |
2% skilling prowess |
Prowess lowers the efficiency needed when efficiency bar is orange in AFK info
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Fortune Cookie |
4% Faster Library checkout Speed |
It reads: 'Salvation lies not within enjoying video games, but from gitting gud at them'
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Pretzel |
7% Lab EXP |
I love pretzels, people really be sleepin' on the versatility they bring to the table!
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Sea Urchin |
1% Critters from traps |
At least one person reading this has eating one of these. Oh, it's you? Good for you.
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Mashed Potato |
6% Cooking EXP |
This nutritious meal reminds me of the Mashed Potato monster from IdleOn, the video game!
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Mutton |
1% Crit Chance |
Yeap I tell you hwat Bobby, this is a real man's meal right here!
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Wedding Cake |
2% Pet Fighting Damage |
Imagine getting married lol so cringe haha am I right??!?! High-five, fellow kids!
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Eel |
1% Line Width in Lab Mainframe |
The younger sibling of the Loch Ness Monster. He's real, but no one really cares.
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Whipped Cocoa |
4% Skill Efficiency |
Why is this being served on a plate? Was the cup not good enough for you??
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Onion |
3% Total Damage |
No, I'm not crying, this onion is just stimulating the lachrymal glands in my eyes.
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Soda |
20% Meal Cooking Speed |
Yea those red marks are grill marks, our chef doesn't know what he's doing.
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Sushi Roll |
7% VIP Library Membership |
For something called a 'sushi roll', it isn't moving around very much.
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Buncha Banana |
4 Max LVs for TP Pete Star Talent |
Straight from the island of Karjama! Or something like that, starts with a K at least.
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Pumpkin |
2% Liquid Cap for liquids 1 and 2 |
According to the author of the Iliad, its value should peak right around January...
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Cotton Candy |
2% Divinity EXP |
The most exquisite of fairground cuisine!
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Massive Fig |
3% Total Damage |
This thing has gotta weigh at least 30!
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Head Chef Bread |
+4% Bits Gained in Gaming |
How DARE you question the honorable Chef Geustloaf's cooking abilities!
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Kiwi Fruit |
+2% Liquid Cap for liquids 3 and 4 |
Is there a reason these are so hard to cook? Are you just like... cutting it in half?
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Popped Corn |
+2% Sailing Speed |
Effectively no different than a normal bowl of popcorn, but it's still impressive!
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Double Cherry |
+30% Meal Cooking Speed |
So like... why did the yellow circle want these again? This bonus is pretty bad.
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Ratatouey |
+8% Lower Kitchen Upgrade costs |
Hey cmon man how should I know how to spell Ratatouille, there's no France remember?
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Giant Tomato |
+5% Gaming EXP |
It's big, it's large, it's round, it's red, and it'll fill you up thats for sure!
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Wrath Grapes |
+4% Divinity EXP |
I'd be angry too if I were a grape.
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Sausy Sausage |
+6% Bits Gained in Gaming |
Plump innit! Would go great with some mommy milk!
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Seasoned Marrow |
+3% Farming EXP |
You ate all the edible stuff around the bone? Why not try the stuff inside the bone!
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Sticky Bun |
+5% All Summoning Essence Gain |
This frosting better be made of superglue or I'm suing for false advertising.
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Frazzleberry |
+2% Sneaking EXP |
Big. Blue. Beautiful. Boing. Boat. Broom. Balls. Backgammon. Bort.
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Misterloin Steak |
+6% Jade gain from Sneaking |
Make sure to paint on the grill marks to really give it that extra taste!
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Large Pohayoh |
+2% Summoning EXP |
Aye lad if thah ain't tha larjes' fookin' poh'ay'oh eyev evah seen wih me own eyes!
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Bill Jack Pepper |
+5% Crop Evolution Chance |
It's Him.
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Burned Marshmallow |
+40% Meal Cooking Speed |
IMPORTANT, this bonus DOUBLES at Farming Lv 50. Triples at Farming Lv 100, and so on!
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Yumi Peachring |
+2% All Golden Food bonus |
Don't disrespect the ring. All hail the ring.
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Plumpcakes |
+6% Total Damage |
Ohhh, they're called 'plump'cakes because they're dummy thicc can I get an amen!
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Nyanborgir |
+9% Crop Evolution Chance |
It's the greatest meal ever! Bonus DOUBLES at Summoning Lv 50, Triples at 100, etc
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