Quests
During your adventure you will encounter myriad people, monsters and other creatures. These NPCs give out various quests and reward you for completing them. Some quests are mandatory for further progression, though most are optional.
World 1 - Blunder Hills
Scripticus
Found at: Grassylands Town
The first NPC you interact with after the tutorial. He introduces the basics of the game, as well as guides you through most of World 1. He is the main quest giver in World 1.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hardcore Gamer Status, Here I Come! | 2 | Defeat Green Mushroom (5) | Crimson String
Coins (80) Main Exp (10) |
|
| Gear Up, Gamer! | 1 | Craft Boxing Gloves
Buy Cue Tape from Shop (5) |
Red Headband
Main Exp (15) |
|
| Mr. Worldwide | 3 | Discover map 2 | Inventory Bag A
Nomwich (20) Main Exp (25) |
|
| The Choice is Yours! | 1 | Spend Talent Points (5) | Coins (125)
Main Exp (20) |
|
| Certified Swinger, of Pickaxes, of course! | 3 | Collect Mining Certificate | Mining Exp (50)
Coins (200) |
Finish 'Literally Burning Your Money' |
| The Smithing Grind | 2 | Craft Farmer Brim
Craft Orange Tee |
Mini Materials Pouch
Beginner Recipe (Blue Tee) Main Exp (70) |
|
| The Unoccupied Picnic | 4 | Collect Fake Golden Jam [Quest Item] | Inventory Bag B
Main Exp (120) Coins (300) |
Finish 'Live-Action Entertainment' |
| Seeking Foreign Aid | 5 | Collect Scouting Report | Inventory Bag C
Small Material Pouch Main Exp (1250) |
Finish 'Investigator by Day, Prankster by Night' |
| What Lies at the Heart of the Forest | 2 | Forest Camp Found | Bottled Town Teleport (10)
Small Experience Balloon (2) Mining Exp (2500) |
|
| The Bigger they are, the Bigger they fall! | 3 | Wolf Golem Defeated
Town Gem Recovered |
Special Talent Book (Will of the Eldest [max 50])
Main Exp (5000) Coins (2000) |
|
| Champion of the Grasslands | 9 | Collect Grassland NPC Completion Token
Collect Grassland Misc Completion Token Collect Grassland Skills Completion Token |
Blunder Hero | Don't forget to pick up the recipes dropped upon quest activation! |
Glumlee
Glumlee's questline teaches you how to mine and smelt ores. At the end of the quest-line, you will receive the Mining Certificate needed to complete Scripticus' quest. Glumlee is in the first mining area left from the first town.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Learning to Swing | 1 | Collect Copper Ore (5) | Glumlee's Special Tutorial Oil (1)
Mining Exp (10) |
|
| Learning to Smelt | 2 | Collect Copper Bar (1) | Crude Oil (10)
Mining Exp (20) |
|
| Literally Burning Your Money | 1 | Buy Smelter upgrades (5) | Mining Certificate (1)
Miniature Mining Pouch (1) Mining Exp (15) |
|
| The Impossible Task | 7 | Collect Broken Mic (1) | Special Talent Book (Exp Converter [Max 40])
Mining Exp (250) |
Pick up the item dropped at the end
of the dialogue |
Woodsman
Woodsman is found in the first area of Grasslands, first area right of town.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A noob's first swing | 1 | Collect Oak Logs (10) | Miniature Choppin Pouch (1)
Main Exp (30) Coins (100) |
|
| A noob's 2nd first swing | 2 | Collect Oak Logs (100) | Old Hatchet (1)
Coins (200) |
Finishing doesn't consume wood |
| It's Just a Plank bro! | 3 | Collect Oak Logs (1000) | Stump Prop (1)
Main Exp (500) |
Finishing doesn't consume wood |
Picnic Stowaway
Picnic Stowaway is found in the second area of Grasslands at the bottom left. His 4th and following quests reset daily.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Hungry Stowaway | 2 | Collect Nomwich (50) | Miniscule Food Pouch (1)
Coins (300) |
|
| Beating Up Frogs for some Sauce | 3 | Collect Ketchup Bottle (3)
Collect Mustard Bottle (3) |
Little Wooden Katana (1)
Main Exp (200) |
Frogs drop them when the quest is active |
| Live-Action Entertainment | 3 | Defeat Green Mushroom (10) | Fake Golden Jam [Quest Item] (1)
Golden Jam (1) Main Exp (150) |
Mushrooms will spawn above the NPC |
| The Most Important Meal of the Day | 2 | Collect Frog Leg (200)
Collect Bean Slices (100) |
Golden Jam (1)
Average Life Potion (25) |
|
| Brunchin' with the Blobs | 3 | Collect Peanut (100)
Collect Bleach Logs (1500) Collect Grass Leaf (50) |
Golden Jam (3)
Average Speed Potion (50) Small Experience Balloon (1) |
Pick up the recipe dropped upon
quest activation |
| Luncheon with the Inlaws | 4 | Collect Crude Oil (200)
Collect Iron Bar (100) |
Golden Kebabs (1)
Golden Jam (5) Kachow Statue (3) |
|
| Afternoon Tea in a Jiffy | 4 | Retrieve Teacup
Tea Temperature (>100) Don't Teleport |
Golden Kebabs (3)
Golden Jam (10) Small Experience Balloon (1) |
Run to the map with Carrotmens, kill
the Sand Pot that spawns there, pick up Teacup and run back to the NPC |
| Early Evening Eating Endeavor | 5 | Collect Iron Helmet (1)
Collect Kebab Sticks (500) |
Golden Kebabs (10)
Golden Jam (20) Gem (2) |
Finish 'Slovakian Scare' for Alien Headband,
Buy Kebab Sticks at World 2 Shop |
| The Last Supper, at Least for Today | Collect Magic meatloaf (1) | Golden Meat Pie
Golden Kebabs (20) Special Talent Book (Crystals 4 Dayys [max 50]) |
||
| Collect Ice A La Crem (2500) | 2500 Ice Cream Sunday [FoodG3.png] | 5 Golden Meat Pie | Warped Helmet Upgrade Stone
|
Typhoon
Typhoon is found at the top right of the second area of Grasslands.
Complete his quest to get a daily Colosseum ticket
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Surprise Attack | 2 | Defeat Frog (7) | Colosseum Ticket (1)
Main Exp (100) |
Spawns Frog around him |
Mr Pigibank
Mr Pigibank resides in the town. Complete his quest to unlock Stamps.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A pig and his stamps | 2 | Find Stamp Thief (1) | Main Exp (150) | Bring any Stamp to complete |
Town Marble
Town Marble resides in the town, left of Mr Pigibank. Complete his quest to unlock Statues.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Goal | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Visualizing the Sculpture Within... | 3 | Collect Sculpting Tools (1) | Strength Statue (1) | Buy Sculpting Tools at World 1 Shop |
Hamish
Hamish is found at the bottom of the second area of Grasslands.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Hamazing Plot Twist! | 2 | Collect Copper Chopper (1) | Tomahawk Stamp (1), Chopping Exp (100) |
| Should We Tell Him? | 2 | Collect Purple Tupacband (1) | Choppin' Bag Stamp (1), Chopping Exp (150) |
| Slime for Storage | 4 | Collect Slime Sludge (50) | Storage Chest 1 (1)
Choppin Exp (150) |
Promotheus
Promotheus is in the third area of Grasslands. Complete his quest to choose a new Class.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I'm Ready, Promotion! | 2 | Achieve Level 10 | Coins (500) | |
| Three Right Answers | 1 | Select a New Class | Talent Point Reset Potion (1)
Talent Point Reset Fragment (6) Coins (1000) Class change |
|
| Slovakian Scare | 5 | Find House Monster | Alien Headband (1)
Main Exp (1500) |
Spawns in Birch Enclave on top of the hour
(i.e. 1:00 AM, 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, etc.) |
| The Witcher, but not Really | 5 | Defeat Baba Yaga (1) | Inventory Bag D (1)
Small Experience Balloon (2) |
Spawns in Birch Enclave on top of the hour
(i.e. 1:00 AM, 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, etc.) |
Krunk
Krunk is found at the bottom of the second mining area.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Plot to be Perfect | 2 | Collect Iron Ore (200)
Collect Small Mana Potion (50) |
Beginner Recipe (Icing Ironbite)
Main Exp (500) Mining Exp (400) |
|
| The Scientific Method,
According to a Rock |
4 | Collect Gold Ore (200)
Collect Iron Bar (100) Collect Strength Statue (20) |
Armor Upgrade Stone G (5)
Storage Chest 3 (1) Main Exp (1000) |
|
| King of the Cavern | 5 | Collect Bleach Logs (1200)
Collect Trusty Nails (300) Collect Thread (600) |
Speed Statue (2)
Main Exp (1000) |
|
| Mining Lv. 33 | Not implemented yet |
Mutton
Mutton is found in the second mining area.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beatboxing Starterpack | 4 | Collect White Headband (1)
Collect Give Up On Life Pants (1) Collect Flip Flops (1) |
Fist Stamp (1)
Storage Chest 5 (1) Coins (2500) |
WH and GUOLP rarely drop from monsters |
| Clout Chasin' | 3 | Collect Corporatube Sub (300) | Manamoar Stamp (1), 1 HR Time Candy (1) |
Builder Bird
Builder Bird resides in the town, right above Scripticus. Complete his quest to open a portal to World 2 - Yum Yum Desert.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Restoring Power to the Portal | 4 | Collect Desert Topaz (1) | Main Exp (12500)
Coins (2500) |
Drop from Wolf Golem |
Stiltzcho
Stiltzcho can be found in the first area of the Jungle.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Outta the Way Slimes | 3 | Defeat Slime (15) in 100 seconds | Speed Statue (3)
Average Speed Potion (25) Main Exp (1000) |
|
| No Stone Unturned | 3 | Collect Strange Rock (5) | Speed Statue (2)
Small Experience Balloon (1) Coins (1000) |
Drop from Baby Boa |
| Investegator by Day,
Prankster by Night |
4 | Collect Carrot Cube (2)
Collect Bleach Logs (3) |
Scouting Report (1)
Carrot Horror (1) Main Exp (1000) |
Funguy
Funguy is found in the second area of the Jungle.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mushroom Munchies | 3 | Collect Peanut (100)
Collect Cheezy Pizza (25) Collect Average Strength Potion (100) |
Small Food Pouch (1)
Main Exp (800) |
|
| Videogame Highscores are COOL! | 3 | Choppin Score (65) | Beginner Recipe (Fur Shirt)
Main Exp (3000) Coins (1250) |
Score at least 65
in Chopping Minigame |
| Partycrastination | 6 | Collect Time Thingy (250) | Silver Stopwatch (1)
Smithing Exp (1500) |
Drops rarely from Carrot Man |
| Party Crashin' | 4 | Meet New People (40)
Make Some Friends (0) |
Main Exp (5000)
Chopping Exp (3000) Gem (4) |
Kill spawned monsters |
Tiki Chief
Tiki Chief resides in the Forest Camp, the second area of the Forest.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brochure Building | 3 | Collect Plank (500)
Collect Trusty Nails (1000) |
Kachow Statue (5)
Golden Jam (3) |
|
| Three Strikes, you're Out! | 3 | Invite Rich Guy
Invite Happy Guy Invite Tough Guy |
Questin Stamp (1)
Main Exp (7500) |
Drop the Invitation next to the NPCs
and wait a bit for them to talk: Mr Pigibank, Steven (Funguy), Krunk |
| Blame it on the Goblins | 4 | Defeat Glublin (5000)
Pretend to Re-Invite Everyone |
Medium Experience Balloon (1)
Main Exp (25000) |
Sprout
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sticks and Stone Something
Something Bones... |
5 | Collect Stick (500)
Collect Iron Ore (1500) |
Thicc Skin Statue (12)
Small Experience Balloon (3) Main Exp (25000) |
|
| Justice Wears No Clothes | 4 | Unclothed Kills (30) | Adam's Leaf (1)
Small Experience Balloon (1) Main Exp (10000) |
Kill Walking Sticks monsters with only a weapon equipped |
Dog Bone
Dog Bone resides at the top right of the Forest Camp, the second area of the Forest.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Why he Die??? | 2 | Collect Dog Bone (10) | Forest Villa Key (3) | Drop from Wode Board |
World 2 - Yum Yum Desert
Cowbo Jones
Cowbo Jones is found in the town.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Grind Begins...? | 1 | Kill Sand Pot (99999) | Gem (5)
Main Exp (6000) |
Start killing Sand Pot,
the quest will auto-complete |
| The Pantsless Powerhouse! | 3 | No-Equip Kill (10) | Storage Chest 4 (1)
Main Exp (10000) Coins (3500) |
Kill 10 Sand Pots without equips
except for Head, Weapon and specials slots |
| No Country for One Character | 4 | Create Characters (4) | 1 HR Time Candy (2)
Main Exp (12500) |
|
| Say Goodbye to your Dubloon! | 2 | Collect Golden Dubloon (1) | Small Experience Balloon (5)
Gem (5) Main Exp (3500) |
Buy Golden Dubloon at World 2 Shop |
| Alchemical Apprentice | 3 | Unlock Bubble (1)
Pure Water (Currently Distilled water) (1) |
Weapon Upgrade Stone II (2)
Alchemy Exp (40) |
Unlock any Bubble in Alchemy Brewing tab,
buy one Ripoff Water in Alchemy Liquid tab |
| Three Vials? Those are
Rookie Numbers! |
2 | Vials Unlocked (3) | Main Exp (10000) | Drop random materials in front of the Alchemy
Cauldron to unlock their Vials |
| The Notorious B.O.B | 4 | Find Criminal | Gem (3)
Small Experience Balloon (2) Main Exp (10000) |
Find BOB in Mimics zone's secondary portal |
| Bake Him Away, Toys | 5 | Collect Signed Arrest Warrant | Inventory Bag E (1)
Main Exp (15000) |
Obol Altar
Obol Altar is found in the town, as well as in the Forest Camp of Blunder Hills. Complete its quest to unlock Obols.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bad Kitty, get off that altar! | 6 | Collect BobJoePickle (1) | Bronze Obol of Puny Damage (1) | Buy BobJoePickle at World 2 Shop (Vendors) |
Postboy Pablob
Postboy Pablob resides in the town. Complete his quest to unlock Orders.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Signed, Sealed and Lost in the Post | 3 | Collect Empty Box (5) | Main Exp (10000) | Craft Empty Box on Anvil (Smithing) |
Speccius
Speccius resides in the third area of the desert (no idea how the area is called tho). Complete his quest to unlock a Sub Class.
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| More like 'Sleepius' lmao | 3 | Collect Kebab Sticks (250)
Collect Crabby Cakey (500) |
1 HR Time Candy (1)
Gem (2) |
|
| Specialization Station | 1 | Select a Sub Class | Coins (10000) |
Bandit Bob
so sexy
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bullets for Bandit Bob! | 3 | Collect Bullet (300) | Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone (2)
Small Experience Balloon (2) Smithing Exp (2500) |
Goldric
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trickle Down Economics | 2 | Coins Collected (15) | Gem (3)
Coins (10000) |
Walk over the coins that spawn on the ground |
Whattso
Whattso is found in the first fishing area, left of the town
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mopey Dick | 1 | Collect Goldfish (20) | Wormie Weight (1)
Fishing Exp (200) Coins (2000) |
|
| The Whaley Hard Minigame | 3 | Fish Minigame Score (10) | Spoons Lol (1)
Gem (3) Fishing Exp (2000) |
Score at least 10 in Fishing Minigame |
TP Pete
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roll of Anger | 4 | Defeat Glublin (40) in x seconds | Small Experience Balloon (2)
Gem (2) Main Exp (13000) |
|
| Fired for BS Reasons! | 3 | Collect Job Application (1) | Nothing |
Fishpaste97
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 'Accidental' Exploit | 3 | Collect Butterflies (1500) | Fishing Rod Stamp (1)
1 HR Time Candy (1) |
Butterflies can be caught in the Mimic Crosspath.
Same zone where Bandit Bob resides in. |
Scubidew
| Quest name | Difficulty | Requirements | Rewards | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Don't Step to Me, Bro! | 2 | Collect Goldfish (400)
Collect Hermit can (100) Collect Jellyfish (25) |
Iron Hook (1)
Gem (3) Fishing Exp (1000) |
Secret Quests
For the Secret Quests, please visit the Secrets page. Warning: you WILL be spoiled!
For quest dialogue, visit Quests/dialogue
