Quests

During your adventure you will encounter myriad people, monsters and other creatures. These NPCs give out various quests and reward you for completing them. Some quests are mandatory for further progression, though most are optional.

NOTE: This page is only semi-maintained. More updated quest information is available under each Npcs page.

BLUNDER HILLS

Blunder Hills

Scripticus

The first NPC you interact with after the tutorial. He introduces the basics of the game, as well as guides you through most of World 1. He is the main quest giver in Blunder Hills.

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
The Journey Begins!		N/A			Just click on the NPC
Hardcore Gamer Status, Here I Come!	Go to the right and defeat 5 green spores.	Defeat Green Spores: 5	No	1 Crimson String 0 10 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Gear Up, Gamer!	Buy some Tape from the Shop and then make some gloves	Craft Boxing Gloves: 1 Buy Tape from Shop: 5	No	1 Red Headband 15 Class Experience	If you for some reason accidentally sold the Crimson String, you can reclaim it from the quest codex.
Mr. Worldwide	Reach map 2	Discover map 2: 1	No	1 Inventory Bag A 20 Nomwich 25 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Choice is Yours!	Spend 5 Talent Points	Spend Talent Points: 5	No	0 20 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Certified Swinger, of Pickaxes of course!	Get Glumlee's Certification	1 Mining Certificate	Yes	1 Junk Pickaxe 50 Mining Experience 0	Add any notes here :)
The Smithing Grind	Craft Farmer Brim and Orange Tee	Farmer Brim Crafted: 1 Orange Tee Crafted: 1	No	1 Mini Materials Pouch 36 Beginner Recipe 70 Class Experience	The Farmer Brim and Orange Tee cannot be pre-crafted. If you already have them, you will have to re-craft them.
The Unoccupied Picnic	Retrieve the Golden Jam	1 Golden Jam	Yes	1 Inventory Bag B 120 Class Experience 0	Add any notes here :)
Seeking Foreign Aid	Get a scouting report from the Jungle resident.	1 Scouting Report	Yes	1 Inventory Bag C 1 Small Material Pouch 1250 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
What Lies at the Heart of the Forest		Forest Camp Found: 1	No	10 Bottled Town Teleport 2 Small Experience Balloon 2500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Bigger they are, the Bigger they Fall!		Wolf Golem Defeated: 1 Town Gem Recovered: 1	No	362050 Special Talent Book 5000 Class Experience 0	The boss is located to the far right in the forest camp. You need to complete the quest for Dog Bone to get keys in order to gain access to the boss
Champion of the Grasslands		1 Blunderhills NPC Completion Token 1 Blunder Skills Completion Token 1 Blunderhills Misc Completion Token	Yes	1 Blunder Hero	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Learning to Swing	Mine 5 Copper Ore	5 Copper Ore	No	1 Glumlee's Special Tutorial Oil 10 Mining Experience	Add any notes here :)
Learning to Smelt	Smelt a Copper Bar	1 Copper Bar	No	10 Crude Oil 20 Mining Experience	Add any notes here :)
Literally Burning your Money	Upgrade the forge 5 times	Upgrades Bought: 5	No	1 Mining Certificate 1 Miniature Mining Pouch 15 Mining Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Impossible Task	Pick up the microphone. Good luck, you'll need it...	1 Broken Mic	Yes	362640 Special Talent Book 250 Mining Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
A noob's first swing	Chop down that Tree!	10 Oak Logs	Yes	1 Miniature Choppin Pouch 30 Class Experience 0	Add any notes here :)
A noob's 2nd first swing	Turn the tree into the absence of a tree.	100 Oak Logs	No	1 Old Hatchet 0	Add any notes here :)
It's Just a Plank, Bro!	Keep on swingin'... you should come back to this quest later, once you have a higher Log Carry Capacity!	1000 Oak Logs	No	1 Stump Prop 500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
The Hungry Stowaway	Buy some Nomwiches from the Town Shop.	50 Nomwich	Yes	1 Miniscule Food Pouch 0	Add any notes here :)
Beating Up Frogs for some Sauce		3 Ketchup Bottle 3 Mustard Bottle	Yes	1 Little Wooden Katana 200 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Live-Action Entertainment		Mushrooms Defeated: 10	No	1 Golden Jam 1 Golden Jam 150 Class Experience	this jams can be used for Template:Scripticus in "The Unoccupied Picnic"
The Most Important Meal of the Day	Get frog legs and bean slices	200 Frog Leg 100 Bean Slices	Yes	1 Golden Jam 25 Average Life Potion	Add any notes here :)
Brunchin' with the Blobs	Get some peanuts and foliage.	100 Peanut 1500 Bleach Logs 50 Grass Leaf	Yes	3 Golden Jam 50 Average Speed Potion 1 Small Experience Balloon	Add any notes here :)
Luncheon with the Inlaws	Help gather fake blobulyte materials	200 Crude Oil 100 Iron Bar 1 Sculpting Tools	Yes	1 Golden Kebabs 5 Golden Jam 3 Kachow Statue	Add any notes here :)
Afternoon Tea in a Jiffy	Get the tea back before it gets cold!	Teacup Retrieved: 1 Tea Temperature: > 100. Starting at: 300 Dont Teleport: > 1. Starting at: 1	Yes	3 Golden Kebabs 10 Golden Jam 1 Small Experience Balloon	Add any notes here :)
Early Evening Eating Endeavor	Get baby here a little baby bowl because he can't eat kebabs like a big boy.	1 Iron Helmet 500 Kebab Sticks	Yes	10 Golden Kebabs 20 Golden Jam 2 Gem	Add any notes here :)
The Last Supper, at Least for Today!	Hope you read the previous dialogue!	1 Magic Meatloaf	Yes	1 Golden Meat Pie 20 Golden Kebabs 3619100 Special Talent Book	Add any notes here :)
Don't Desert the Dessert	Mmmmm, nuget caaaaaakee....	2 Nuget Cake	Yes	1 Gem 5 Golden Meat Pie 2 Warped Helmet Upgrade Stone	Add any notes here :)
A Midnight Snack	Get rare cookie drops from Twilight Desert mobs.	2 Midnight Cookie	Yes	1 Picnic Token 10 Golden Meat Pie 3 Gem	Add any notes here :)
King of Food	Collect 30 Picnic tokens, and you'll get a trophy!	30 Picnic Token	Yes	1 King of Food	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
The Hamazing Plot Twist	Find an axe to trade for the stamp!	1 Copper Chopper	Yes	1 Tomahawk Stamp 100 Chopping Experience	Add any notes here :)
Should We Tell Him?	Use the recipe and craft the helmet.	1 Purple Tupacband	Yes	1 Choppin' Bag Stamp 150 Chopping Experience 1 Talent Point Reset Potion	Add any notes here :)
Slime for Storage	Get them 50 slime sludge. They're like lv. 3, they'll accept.	50 Slime Sludge	Yes	1 Storage Chest 1 150 Chopping Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
I'm Ready, Promotion!		Achieve Level 10: 1	No	0 5 Bottled Town Teleport	Add any notes here :)
Three Right Answers		Select a New Class: 1	No	1 Talent Point Reset Potion 8 Talent Point Reset Fragment 0	Add any notes here :)
Slovakian Scare	Find the house monster in the Birch Grove.	House Monster Found: 1	No	1 Alien Headband 1500 Class Experience 1 Talent Point Reset Potion	Baba Yaga spawns at the top of each hour in the Birch Grove (portal just below Promotheus, next to the Birch Tree). See the Baba Yaga page for more information.
The Witcher, but not Really	Me too, go kill it and see what loot you get!	Baba Yaga Defeated: 1	No	1 Inventory Bag D 2 Small Experience Balloon	Baba Yaga spawns at the top of each hour in the Birch Grove (portal just below Promotheus, next to the Birch Tree). See the Baba Yaga page for more information.

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
A Plot to be Perfect	Get Krunk some things that will probably not explode when mixed.	200 Iron Ore 50 Small Mana Potion	Yes	200 Icing Ironbite 500 Class Experience 400 Mining Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Scientific Method, According to a Rock	He want's shiny things.	200 Gold Ore 100 Iron Bar 20 Strength Statue	Yes	5 Armor Upgrade Stone G 1 Storage Chest 3 1000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
King of the Cavern	Gather some construction materials for Hank... I mean Krunk.	1200 Bleach Logs 300 Trusty Nails 600 Thread	Yes	2 Speed Statue 1000 Class Experience	Completion adds a bridge from entrance of mining zone 2 to gold spawn area

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Beatboxing Starterpack	Find the right clothes for an aspiring fool who doesn't realize his beatboxing sucks.	1 White Headband 1 Give Up On Life Pants 1 Flip Flops	Yes	1 Fist Stamp 1 Storage Chest 5 0	Add any notes here :)
Clout Chasin'	Beat up the trashiest monsters until Mutt becomes famous	300 Corporatube Sub	Yes	1 Manamoar Stamp 1 1 HR Time Candy	Add any notes here :)
Cross Platform Promotion	Find some more followers, probably from the Sewers again since his beatboxing still sucks.	5000 Corporatube Sub 1000 Instablab Follower	Yes	1 Scimitar Stamp 3 Gem	Add any notes here :)
7 Figure Followers	Get a million followers.	200000 Corporatube Sub 300000 Instablab Follower 500000 Cloudsound Follower	Yes	1 File:Comin SoonTM.png Comin SoonTM 1 Steve Sword 1 Bullseye Stamp	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Outta the Way Slimes	Kill 12 Slimes before time runs out	Slimes Defeated 12 Time Left: > 1. Starting at: 94	No	3 Speed Statue 25 Average Speed Potion 1000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
No Stone Unturned	Kill Baby Boas until you find a clue	5 Strange Rock	Yes	2 Speed Statue 1 Small Experience Balloon 0	Add any notes here :)
Investigator by Day, Prankster by Night	Gather carrots from the Vegetable Grove as well as some logs.	2 Carrot Cube 3 Bleach Logs	Yes	1 Scouting Report 1 Carrot Horror 1000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Mushroom Munchies	Be the food hookup	100 Peanut 25 Cheezy Pizza 100 Average Strength Potion	Yes	1 Small Food Pouch 1 Talent Point Reset Potion 800 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Videogame Highscores are COOL!	Get a score of 65 in the Choppin Minigame.	Choppin Score: 65	No	44 Beginner Recipe 3000 Class Experience 0	Add any notes here :)
Partycrastination	Wait until the party starts.	250 Time Thingy	Yes	1 Silver Stopwatch 1500 Smithing Experience	Add any notes here :)
Party Crashin'	Go on then, party!	Meet New People: 35 Make Some Friends: 0	No	5000 Class Experience 3000 Choppin Experience 4 Gem	Add any notes here :)
Wicked Party Cleanup	Get toilet paper to help clean.	10000 Potty Rolls	Yes	1 Funguy Token 4 Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone	Add any notes here :)

Quest Information for Quests
Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Mopey Dick	What are they looking at?		20 Goldfish	Yes	1 Wormie Weight 200 Fishing Experience 0	Add any notes here :)
The Whaley Hard Minigame	They look even sadder now, try doing something else...		Fish Minigame Score: 10	No	1 File:Spoons Lol.png Spoons Lol 3 Gem 2000 Fishing Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Brochure Building		500 Plank 1000 Trusty Nails	Yes	5 Kachow Statue 3 Golden Jam	Add any notes here :)
Three Strikes, you're Out!	Hand out flyers by dropping them on the right NPCs	Rich Guy Invited: 1 Happy Guy Invited: 1 Tough Guy Invited: 1	No	1 Questin Stamp 7500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Blame it on the Goblins	Clear out some Goblins, and totally invite everyone again!	Goblins Defeated: 5000 Pretend to Re-Invite Everyone: > 3. Starting at: 3	No	1 Medium Experience Balloon 25000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Hotel? Tikivago. Sorry, couldn't Help It!	Defeat the boss 5 times, and 1 time in under 30 seconds.	Boss Kills: 5 Speedy Kill: 1	No	1 Tiki Chief Token 2 Mystery Upgrade Stone I 0	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Sticks and Stone Something Something Bones...	Collect all the sticks and stones so Sprout won't ever break his bones.	500 Stick 1500 Iron Ore	Yes	12 Thicc Skin Statue 3 Small Experience Balloon 25000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Justice Wears No Clothes	Defeat stick monsters with no clothes equipped, just a weapon.	Unclothed Kills: 30	No	1 Adam's Leaf 1 Small Experience Balloon 10000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Shoe Shopping with Sprout	Get a bunch of shoes for Sprout to try on.	2 Iron Boots 2 Goo Galoshes 2 Flip Flops	Yes	1 MCR Tshirt 1200 Chopping Experience	Add any notes here :)
Frisbee Fanatic	Get the frisbee back from the top of this tree.	1 Red Frisbee	Yes	1 Sproutinald Token 1 Frisbee Ring 5000 Chopping Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Oinko Boinko	Retrieve the stolen item!	1 Kapow Stamp	No	2 Gem 2500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Crystal Crime Stopper	Retrieve the stolen item!	1 Crystallin	Yes	2 Small Experience Balloon 2500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Stamp Collecting	Bring more stamps, but not so many that the pig would have to pay Stampcome Tax	3 Longsword Stamp 5 Mana Stamp 2 Fishing Rod Stamp	Yes	1 File:Comin SoonTM.png Comin SoonTM 3 Small Experience Balloon 0	Add any notes here :)
This Little Piggy Felt Remorse	Upgrade your stamps a bunch to cheer them up	Total Stamp Lv: 500	No	1 Papua Piggea Token 1 Polearm Stamp 8 Speed Statue	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Roll of Anger	Go defeat 50 poops in 200 seconds.	Poops Defeated: 40 Time Left: > 1. Starting at: 200	No	2 Small Experience Balloon 2 Gem 13000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Rats are to Blame!	Defeat rats for employment research!	50 Employment Statistics	Yes	2 Tool Upgrade Stone II 2 Small Experience Balloon	Add any notes here :)
Fired for BS Reasons!	Reinstate Pete as Comissioner.	1 Job Application	Yes	1 Poopy Pickaxe 30000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
The Grind Begins...?	Kill 99999 Sandy Pots	Kill Pots: 99999	No	5 Gem 9000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Pantsless Powerhouse!	Kill 10 Sandy Pots, without your precious hat equipped.	No-Hat Kill: 20	No	1 Storage Chest 4 15000 Class Experience 0	Add any notes here :)
No Country for One Character	Create at least 3 new players for your Account.	Characters Created: 4	No	3 1 HR Time Candy 17500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Say Goodbye to your Dubloon!	Buy a Gold Dubloon to prove your worth.	1 Golden Dubloon	Yes	5 Small Experience Balloon 5 Gem 3500 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Alchemial Apprentice		Bubble Unlocked: 1 Distilled Water: 1	No	2 Weapon Upgrade Stone II 3 Armor Upgrade Stone II 40 Alchemy Experience	Add any notes here :)
Three Vials? Those are Rookie Numbers!	Unlock 2 Vials. Stand infront of the Cauldron, then drag an item, like Copper, out of your inventory	Vials Unlocked: 2	No	10000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Notorious B.O.B	Find the criminal!	Criminal Found: 1	No	3 Gem 2 Small Experience Balloon 10000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Bake Him Away, Toys		1 Signed Arrest Warrant	Yes	1 Inventory Bag E 15000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
A Hat in Crime	Yes, Bandit Bob set you up. Guess you're taking orders from a cactus now!	100 Leather Hide 750 Trusty Nails	Yes	1 Cowbo Galloneer 1 Warped Helmet Upgrade Stone	Add any notes here :)
Commence Criminal Crimes!	Commit a crime on whoever the quest helper says to lol	Steal from Goldric: 1	No	1 Inventory Bag F 25000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
The Worst Trade Deal in History	Buy and sell a total of 10 Golden Dubloons.	Resold Dubloons: 10	No	4 Gem 3 Small Experience Balloon	Add any notes here :)
Children? What'd they ever do for Me...	Donate to the Starving Orphan Monsters foundation in the Cauldron.	Donations Made: 13	No	6 Gem 1 Medium Experience Balloon	Add any notes here :)
Oh No, not the Elderly!	Find some old coot to assist.	Geezers Helped: 100	No	1 Inventory Bag H	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
More Tasks Pls			Level 3500 in Class			Add any notes here :)
U Cool?	Bring cool proof. And dont worry, you'll get to keep the items!		1 Steel Axe 1 Birch Longbow 1 Quarterstaff	No	50 Gem 2 4 HR Time Candy 3 1 HR Time Candy	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
More like 'Sleepius' lmao	Wake up the Special-Class giver.		130 Kebab Sticks 150 Crabby Cakey	No	2 2 HR Time Candy 1 Talent Point Reset Potion 5 Talent Point Reset Fragment	Add any notes here :)
Specialization Station			Select a Sub Class: 1	No	0	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Bullets for Bandit Bob!	Get ya boy Bob some bullets!	300 Bullet	Yes	2 Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone 2 Small Experience Balloon 2500 Smithing Experience	Add any notes here :)
Bob's Brand New Bandana	Get Bob a yellow bandana, even though it would ruin his style.	1 Yellow Headband	Yes	7 Strength Statue 20000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Bringing Bob's Boxes	Make some deliveries for Plan-It Experess over at the post office.	Plan-It Express Orders: 2	No	1 Signed Arrest Warrant 2 Gem	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Trickle Down Economics	Collect copper coins by running over them.	Coins Collected: 15	No	3 Gem 0	Add any notes here :)
Hoopsies	Pass through 15 hoops in a row. @ OR @ Pass a total of 90 hoops across all attempts	Hoops In-A-Row: 15 Total Hoops 90	No	4 Gem 2 Tool Upgrade Stone III 10000 Catching Experience	Add any notes here :)
Only Winners have Portraits	Find various goldric paintings from Desert Monsters.	200 Casual Confidante 200 Triumphant Treason 200 Claiming Cashe	Yes	5 Gem 0	Add any notes here :)
Criminal Code of Conduct	Get some Lv Up gifts from the Yellow Cauldron Bubble.	5 Pre Crime Box	Yes	7 Gem 2 Warped Weapon Upgrade Stone	Add any notes here :)
Dress to Impress	Equip a golden helmet, platebody, platelegs, and any golden tool.	Wear All Gold 1	No	1 Bag o Nuts 60000 Class Experience 0	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Don't Step to Me, Bro!	Show him there are no water monters.		400 Goldfish 100 Hermit Can 25 Jellyfish	Yes	1 Iron Hook 3 Gem 1000 Fishing Experience	Add any notes here :)
Uncovering the Deep Sea State!!!	Catch 11 fish in 2 minutes, right here, right now.		Fish Caught: 11 Time Left: > 1. Starting at: 121	No	1 Basic Bobber 2 Tool Upgrade Stone II	Add any notes here :)

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Quest Name	Quest Text	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Darn Lazy Gamers!	Kill 750 Potatos. Idle kills don't count.	Potato Kills: 750	No	1 Silver STR Obol 3 Gem 80000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Old Timey Craftin'		Bullets Crafted: 225 Unopened Chest: > 1. Starting at: 1	No	15 Distilled Water 2 Small Experience Balloon 6000 Smithing Experience	Add any notes here :)
Be like Buster!	Defeat the former Heavyweight Champ with Red Boxing Gloves equipped.	Epic KO: 1	No	4 Gem 120000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Quest Text	Difficulty	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
Rhyming is Key!	Kill moonmen until they drop all the keys you need.	File:Difficulty 4f.png	10 Loomi's Room Key	Yes	2 Mystery Upgrade Stone I 2 Gem	Add any notes here :)
Uh, Something About Vials?	Upgrade 30 Vials up to light-blue rarity or higher		Blue Alch Vials: 30	No	3 Mystery Upgrade Stone I 4 Gem	Add any notes here :)
Journey to the Center of the Blundermines	Reach the Slip Slidy Ledge mining area		Slip Slidy Ledge: 1	No	5 Mystery Upgrade Stone I 6 Gem	Add any notes here :)

Quest Name	Requirements	Consumed?	Rewards	Notes
How It's Made, Episode 7. The Super Peanut	1000 Peanut	Yes	51 Beginner Recipe 5000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
If Life Gives you Peanuts, make Shiny Peanuts!	5 Golden Peanut	Yes	1 Mystery Upgrade Stone I 5000 Class Experience	Add any notes here :)
Becoming the Best Beginner	Become a Journeyman: 1	No	1 Club Member 361650 Special Talent Book	Add any notes here :)