Alchemy

In the Brewing Tab, you assign players to cauldrons to fill up the big bar. Once filled you can empty it to unlock new bubbles, or just upgrade the cauldron itself. Most bubbles are passive, so you always get their bonus. The large bubbles are active, and must be equipped onto a character to get the bonus.

In the liquid tab, you have cauldrons that gain liquid over time. Assigning a player will speed up liquid gain, and gives your character 2x xp compared to bubble cauldrons. Liquids will stop generating when you fill up a single bar, so remember to spend liquid often!

The vials tab is a collection of special resources! Whenever you find a new resource, drop it on top of the cauldron, and it has a chance to be added! Vials can be upgraded, just tap on them!

In the p2w tab, you can further upgrade most aspects of alchemy using coins from monsters. This includes more attempts at adding new vials and additional xp gain among other things.

Brewing

When you assign a character to a brewing cauldron, the bar will start to fill up. Once the bar fills up you can either try to discover a new bubble, or spend the points towards cauldron upgrades.

Note: There is currently no way to unlock the second and third bubble slot for brewing

Boost

Each brewing cauldron has 4 stats you can upgrade. You need a full bar to do this.

Speed: This increases the speed of the chosen cauldron.
Cost: This reduces the cost of cauldron bubbles.
Luck: This increases the chance to discover new bubbles.
2x Extra: This increases the chance to level up twice (or more at higher level) instead of once when leveling up Speed, Luck, Cost and 2x Extra.

Cauldrons

For bubble calculators, click on one of the cauldrons. Otherwise, see the tables below.

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  Power Cauldron

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  Quicc Cauldron

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  High-IQ Cauldron

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  Kazam Cauldron

In each cauldron, there are passive and active bubbles. Highlighted names are Active bubbles that need to be equipped, in game you can differentiate them by their size. Active bubbles are also the only ones that do not use roman numerals.

Power Cauldron

[[File:{{{icon}}}.png|48px|link=]]	{{{name}}}		{{{effect}}}
	Roid Ragin	Water Droplets	+x Total STR. 'Total' here means that, for example, a +10% STR bonus from something else wouldn't affect this bonus.
	Warriors Rule	Water Droplets	All Orange Passive Bubbles give a x higher bonus, but only for your warrior-based classes.
	Hearty Diggy	Water Droplets	+% mining efficiency per power of 10 max HP that your character has. The perfect bonus for miners with infinite HP!
	Wyoming Blood	Water Droplets	Multi-Ore mining chance is increased by +x%, and your max Multi-Ore chance is 300% instead of 100%.
	Reely Smart	Water Droplets	+x% Mining and Fishing EXP gain. Y'know what, I'll even DOUBLE that bonus for whichever skill has the lower level!
	Big Meaty Claws	Water Droplets	Increases base damage by +x. This bonus also increases based on how much Max HP you have above 250.
	Sploosh Sploosh	Water Droplets	Multi-Fish fishing chance is increased by +x%, and your max Multi-Fish chance is 300% instead of 100%.
	Stronk Tools	Water Droplets	The following tools give more skilling Power than normal: Pickaxes and Fishing Rods.
	FMJ	Water Droplets Liquid Nitrogen	+x% more defence from Equipment. Also, +1 base Def per Class LV, up to +x.
	Bappity Boppity	Water Droplets Liquid Nitrogen	+x% critical Damage. Badabing, badaboom! Or in Italian, Babadabinga, babadaboomahh!
	Brittley Spears	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Total Damage. This multiplies with other damage bonuses, but adds with the other '+% Total Damage' bubbles.
	Call Me Bob	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Construction EXP Gain. Also gives +% Bug-Fixing speed if your username is LavaFlame2. Actually, better make that +500%...
	Carpenter	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Build Speed per Construction Level.
	Buff Boi Talent	Liquid Nitrogen	+x Talent Points for EACH tab! Yea, it's anazing right? But it's just for warriors, don't tell the other classes!!
	Orange Bargain	Liquid Nitrogen	The material costs of ALL orange bubbles are x% lower

Quicc Cauldron

[[File:{{{icon}}}.png|48px|link=]]	{{{name}}}		{{{effect}}}
	Swift Steppin	Water Droplets	+x Total AGI. Probably the lamest of the five stats... err, I mean four, hehe.
	Archer or Bust	Water Droplets	Green Passive Bonuses, which are the smaller sized ones, give x more bonuses to your archer-based characters.
	Hammer Hammer	Water Droplets	You can now produce +1 more items at once in the anvil, and your production speed is increased by x%.
	Lil Big Damage	Water Droplets	+x% Mastery. Mastery is your stat that boosts minimum damage. Just like in Maplest... err, just like how I thought it up myself!
	Anvilnomics	Water Droplets	Costs for buying Anvil Production Points is reduced by x%. This is just like a tax cut, so remember me as a hero!
	Quick Slap	Water Droplets	Increases base damage by +x. This bonus also increases based on how much Movement Speed you have above 110%.
	Sanic Tools	Water Droplets	The following tools give +x% skilling Power than normal: Catching Nets.
	Bug²	Water Droplets	Multi-Bug catching chance is increased, and your max Multi-Bug chance is 300% instead of 100%
	Shaquracy	Water Droplets Liquid Nitrogen	Your secondary stat (WIS for warrior, STR for archer, AGI for mage) gives +x% more Accuracy than normal.
	Cheap Shot	Water Droplets Liquid Nitrogen	+x% critical Chance, as it increases the chance for your attack to hit the monster's privates, and for the monster to be male.
	Bow Jack	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Total damage. This multiplies with other damage bonuses, but adds with the other '+x% Total Damage' bubbles.
	Call Me Ash	Liquid Nitrogen	+1 Placeable Trap, and +x% Trapping Efficiency.
	Cuz I Catch Em All	Liquid Nitrogen	x more likely to catch shiny critters when opening a trap.
	Fast Boi Talent	Liquid Nitrogen	+x Talent Points for EACH tab, but just for Archers! Well, and 'that' class, you know who you are!
	Green Bargain	Liquid Nitrogen	The material costs of ALL green bubbles are x% lower

High-IQ Cauldron

[[File:{{{icon}}}.png|48px|link=]]	{{{name}}}		{{{effect}}}
	Stable Jenius	Water Droplets	+x Total WIS.
	Mage is Best	Water Droplets	Purple Passive Bonuses, which are the smaller sized ones, give x more bonuses to your mage-based characters.
	Hocus Choppus	Water Droplets	+x% choppin efficiency per power of 10 max MP that your character has. Super diaper! Err, duper.
	Molto Loggo	Water Droplets	Multi-Log chop chance is increased by +x%, and your max Multi-Log chance is now 300% instead of 100%.
	Noodubble	Water Droplets	+x% Choppin' and Alchemy EXP gain. Y'know what, I'll even... actually, never mind.
	Name I Guess	Water Droplets	Increases base damage by +x. This bonus also increases based on how much Max MP you have above 150.
	Le Brain Tools	Water Droplets	The following tools give +x% more skilling Power than normal: Hatchets.
	Cookin Roadkill	Water Droplets	Cranium Cooking lasts x% longer, gives x% more progress per kill, and has a x% lower cooldown. Also +x% increased Alchemy EXP!
	Brewstachio	Water Droplets Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Brew Speed. This a multiplicative bonus, which means its ultra powerful, all the time! Even on Mondays, the worst day!
	All for Kill	Water Droplets Liquid Nitrogen	Attack Talents give +x% higher bonuses to Offline Gains than they normally do. So you might as well just AFK forever, bye!
	Matty Stafford	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Total damage. This multiplies with other damage bonuses, but adds with the other '+x% Total Damage' bubbles.
	Call Me Pope	Liquid Nitrogen	x Worship Charge rate per hour. Also, x Max Worship Charge! You bouta go super with all that charge... just sayin'
	Gospel Leader	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Max Charge per 10 Worship levels. I guess you could say this upgrade doesn't come Free of Charge!
	Smart Boi Talent	Liquid Nitrogen	Sorry, mages don't get anything because you're lame.... Ok fine, you can have +x Talent Points for each tab, but I'm not happy about it.
	Purple Bargain	Liquid Nitrogen	The material costs of ALL purple bubbles are x% lower

Kazam Cauldron

[[File:{{{icon}}}.png|48px|link=]]	{{{name}}}		{{{effect}}}
	Lotto Skills	Water Droplets	+x LUK. Also, this will increase your chances of winning the lottery in real life from 0.0% to 0.000%! I'm not even joking, it's true!!
	Droppin Loads	Water Droplets	+x% Drop Rate. Thanks to this upgrade, you can get even MORE angry when you keep not getting that rare pet drop from the boss!
	Startue EXP	Water Droplets	Leveling up a statue resets it's exp bar down to x%, instead of 0%. Staturrific! Yea... the jokes are only gonna go downhill from here lol
	Level up Gift	Water Droplets	Whenever you level up anything, x% chance to drop a gift! It could be an EXP balloon, a Gem for the gem shop, or something crazy weird!
	Prowessary	Water Droplets	The Prowess Bonus for every skill is multiplied by x. Prowess is the Efficiency needed to get more qty per drop from resources.
	Stamp Tramp	Water Droplets	Increases the Max Lv of the 'Toilet Paper Postage' Talent to x. You can unlock this talent by typing 'More like Poopy Pete' near Pete.
	Undeveloped Costs	Water Droplets	Reduces the material costs of all Alchemy Bubbles by x%. They are just bubbles though, how much could they even cost? 10 dollars?
	Da Daily Drip	Water Droplets	Increases the Max Cap for every liquid by +x. This bonus also increases based on the combined Alchemy LV of all your characters!
	Grind Time	Water Droplets Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Class EXP. The go-to active bubble for anyone who wants to reach max level faster and finally start playing the game!
	LAAARRRRYYYY	Liquid Nitrogen	Every time you upgrade an Alchemy bubble, there's a x% chance it'll upgrade 2 times, for no extra cost! Two fer one, getter dun!
	Cogs For Hands	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Cog Production speed. Cogs are great. I really really like cogs. I guess you could say I think they're pretty Coggers...
	Sample It	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Sample Size when taking samples for the 3d printer. Finally, your statistical analysis will be accurate!
	Big Game Hunter	Liquid Nitrogen	Each time a Giant Monster spawns, the chance for another Giant Monster in that same week goes down by x% less than normal.
	Ignore Overdues	Liquid Nitrogen	+x% Book Checkout speed, thanks to this one little bubble that librarians do NOT want you to know about!
	Yellow Bargain	Liquid Nitrogen	The material costs of ALL yellow bubbles are x% lower

Liquids

When you assign a character to a liquid cauldron, it will gain increased regeneration speed. Liquids can be used to upgrade alchemy bubbles, vials, buy things in the liquid shop or upgrade the liquid cauldron. Liquid has a cap but this can be increased with various alchemy upgrades.

Note: You can unlock an extra slot per liquid cauldron through the Gem Shop currently. The final slot is not unlockable at this time.

Liquid Shop

The cost of an item will increase each time it is bought. The price of all items except the Talent Point and Small Donation will reset every 24 hours.

Liquid Shop

	Name	Description	Base Cost	Notes
	Mediocre Obols	1 random low-quality Obol. Sure, it'll probably be a crappy bronze Obol, but that's not bad considering you are paying with water!	10 Water Droplets
	Weak UPG Stone	*Slaps roof of car* This bad boy can upgrade so many equipm... wait, how'd a car get in here? Gives 1 random low-quality Upgrade Stone.	5 Water Droplets
	Distilled Water	This Distilled Water was double-purified by running it through thousand of diamonds! So yea, it's just regular water, but more expensive!	2 Water Droplets
	One Measly Gem	1 Gem. Perfect for buying things in the Gem Shop! Sponsored by LavaFlame2's Gem Shop: 'Come for the items, leave for the prices!'	5 Water Droplets
	Star Book	Gives you a Star-Book! It's always the same one, but it comes with a random Max lv, so keep buying it until you get one with a 100 Lv Max!	50 Water Droplets	Tick Tock Special Talents, Level 4-104
	Exp Balloon	A Small Experience Balloon. They give you exp in whatever skill you're currently training! Using them in town will give you EXP in the town skill!	15 Water Droplets
	Small Donation	Your donation helps starving orphan monsters. They asked for food, but beggars can't be choosers! You won't get anything for doing this.	1 Water Droplets	This is used for a quest (need to buy it 4 times).
	Decent Obols	1 random low-quality Obol, except this time the 'low' was rated by someone with higher standards, so it's more like medium quality.	20 Water Droplets 3 Liquid Nitrogen	This can give either a bronze or a silver obol
	Talent Point	Gives a redeemable talent point for the 2nd Talent Tab. Applies to all characters. Also, this item's cost will never reset, never ever ever!	x Water Droplets y Liquid Nitrogen	Talent Point Tab 2

Distilled Water Costs

Cost and Cumulative Costs of Distilled Water (resets daily)

Distilled Water Costs

Purchase#	Cost	Cumulative Cost
0	1	1
1	1	2
2	2	4
3	3	7
4	4	11
5	5	16
6	7	23
7	9	32
8	12	44
9	17	61
10	23	84
11	32	116
12	44	160
13	60	220
14	82	302
15	112	414

Mediocre Obols Chance Table

All possible Obols and their drop chance.

Decent Obols Chance Table

All possible Obols and their drop chance.

Weak UPG Stone Chance Table

All possible upgrade stones and their drop chance.

Vials

Each vial is discovered, and subsequently upgraded with, a specific material. Liquid is also used during the upgrade process. Each vial gives a specific bonus. The higher the level of the vial, the better the bonus.

Vials

Name	Item	Score+	Liquid	Description
Copper Corona	Copper Ore	1	+{3%/level} Increases Orange Bubble Cauldron brew speed.
Sippy Splinters	Oak Logs	10	+{3%/level} Increases Green Bubble Cauldron brew speed.
Mushroom Soup	Spore Cap	20	+{3%/level} Increases Yellow Bubble Cauldron brew speed.
Spool Sprite	Thread	30	+{3%/level} Increases Purple Bubble Cauldron brew speed.
Barium Mixture	Copper Bar	40	+{3/level} Water Droplet max capacity. Thats the 1st liquid type in Alchemy, btw.
Dieter Drenk	Bean Slices	40	Monsters drop +{1%/level} more money.
Thumb Pow	Trusty Nails	50	When converting Skill EXP into Class EXP using the 'EXP CONVERTER' star talent, you'll get {1%/level} more Class EXP than you usually do.
Skinny O Cal	Snake Skin	60	+{2.5%/level} chance to get double points when depositing statues. So like... if you deposit one statue, it might count as one! Or two.
Jungle Juice	Jungle Logs	60	+{1%/level} liquid regen rate for all liquid cauldrons. Yes, even the secret one!
Barley Brew	Iron Bar	65	Alchemy bubble upgrade costs are {1%/level} lower for all bubbles! Even the giraffe bubbles that look strangely like elephants!
Anearful	Goblin Ear	70	+{2%/level} Card drop rate. Even works offline, just like it always has! What do you mean this used to say something different...?
Tea with Pea	Potty Rolls	75	+{3/level} Liquid Nitrogen max capacity. Thats the 2nd liquid type in Alchemy, btw.
Gold Guzzler	Gold Ore	83	+{1%/level} Shop sell price.
Ramificoction	Bullfrog Horn	84	+{1/level} Talent Points for Tab 1. Shout out to that 1 person who'll make it this far without knowing what talents are, you're my hero!
Seawater	Goldfish	87	+{1%/level} chance for 1 kill to count for 2 when trying to open new portals, but only while actively playing. One, two, buckle my shoe.
Fly in my Drink	Fly	87	Eww go get me another one, I can't drink this! ...what, why are you looking at me like that? OH right, uh, this gives +{3/level} base Accuracy.
Slug SLurp	Hermit Can	89	+{2/level} Post Office Box Points for every character, and easily the best bonus in the game. A box will never abandon you!
Mimicraught	Megalodon Tooth	90	+{1%/level} EXP from monsters. Sorry, I know this is a lame bonus. Send me an email if you want me change it to +{1%/level} NPC dialogue talking speed.
Tail Time	Rats Tail	91	+{0.5/level} Weapon Power. This is gonna be OP in later worlds I can already tell.
Blue Flav	Platinum Ore	93	-{3.33%/level} (decaying increase as you raise the level) material cost for stamps. You know how it's hard to increase stamps max levels? Well this kinda makes that a bit less factual!
Pickle Jar	BobJoePickle	99	+{50%/level} Nothing. Absolutely nothing, now and forever. It's a darn pickle, what were you expecting?
Fur Refresher	Floof Ploof	75	+{2%/level} higher Shiny Critter chance. This is a multiplier, so +1% from this vial means 1.01x, so 5% shiny chance would go to 5.05%.
Sippy Soul	Forest Soul	75	+{1/level} Talent Points for Tab 2.
Crab Juice	Crabbo	80	+{4/level} Starting Points in Worship Tower Defence.
Void Vial	Void Ore	80	+{1%/level} Mining Efficiency.
Red Malt	Redox Salts	85	+{1%/level} Refinery Cycle Speed.
Ew Gross Gross	Mosquisnow	86	+{1%/level} Catching Efficiency.
The Spanish Sahara	Tundra Logs	87	+{1%/level} Chopping Efficiency.
Poison Tincture	Poison Froge	95	+{1%/level} More Critters.
Etruscan Lager	Mamooth Tusk	88	+{1%/level} Fishing Efficiency
Chonker Chug	Dune Soul	90	+{1%/level} Talent Library Checkout Speed.
Bubonic Burp	Mousey	91	+{1/level} Cog Inventory spaces.
Visible Ink	Pen	93	+{1%/level} Construction Exp gain.
Orange Malt	Explosive Salts	95	+{1%/level} higher Shiny Critter Chance.
Snow Slurry	Snow Ball	96	+{0.5%/level} Printer sample size.
Slowergy Drink	Frigid Soul	97	+{?%/level} Base Multikill per Multikill Tier for all worlds.
Sippy Cup	Sippy Straw	97	+{?%/level} Cogs production speed.
Bunny Brew	Bunny	98	+{1/level} Talent Points for Tab 3.
40 40 Purity	Contact Lense	98	+{3/level} Liquid Mercury Droplet max capacity.
Spook Pint	Cryo Soul	99	+{?%/level} base Giant Monster spawn rate.
Goosey Glug	Honker	99	+{?/level} You know I was talking to the goose in the vial and they said they aren't just ready to give you a bonus.

Vial Upgrades

All vials can be upgraded. Each upgrade changes the color of the vial, and requires a larger amount of the material and liquid to obtain. Vials level 4 or higher count towards the Virile Vials Shaman Talent.

Vials by Level

Vial Level	Vial Color	Required Material	Required Water Droplets	Total Materials	Total Water Droplets
Level 1	Red	-	-	0	0
Level 2	Orange	100	3	100	3
Level 3	Yellow	1,000	6	1,100	9
Level 4	Green	2,500	9	3,600	18
Level 5	Cyan	10,000	12	13,600	30
Level 6	Blue	50,000	15	63,600	45
Level 7	Purple	100,000	18	163,600	63
Level 8	Silver	500,000	21	663,600	84
Level 9	Gold	1,000,000	24	1,663,600	108
Level 10	Aquamarine	5,000,000	27	6,663,600	135
Level 11	Rose Quartz	25,000,000	30	?	?
Level 12	Emerald	100,000,000	33	?	?
Level 13	?	1,000,000,000	36	?	?

Pay 2 Win

Here you can spend your hard earned coins on various alchemy upgrades.

Brewing Cauldrons

Cauldron Speed: Increases total cauldron speed.
New Bubble Chance: Increases the chance to discover new bubbles.
Boost Requirements: Reduces the cost of boosting cauldrons.

Liquid Cauldrons

Regen: Increases the speed at which the liquid cauldron generates liquid.
Capacity: Increases the max capacity for the liquid cauldron.

Vials

Attempts: Gives more daily attempts for discovering vials.
RNG: Gives higher vial discovery rolls. (Currently does nothing - do not spend money upgrading this.)

Player

Alchemy Speed: Increased alchemy speed per alchemy level.
Extra EXP: Increased Alchemy experience gain.

Sigils

Not yet implemented.

Level up Gift

The fourth bubble of the Yellow Cauldron can be equipped on a character. Upon level up of the character or any skill, there is a chance for an item to drop. Essentially you roll between a 1 and 10,000. See below for the droptable.

Level up Gift drops

Type	Name	Chance	Notes
Helmet	Party Hat	0.03%	Only if above level 30, otherwise chance is 0%. Only source for this item
Gem	Gem	31.97%	Chance is 35% if below level 20, 32% if 21-30, 31.97% if above 30
Exp Balloon	Small Experience Balloon	4%	If above level 20. If below level 20, the chance is 1%
Candy	1 HR Time Candy	3%	Can roll 100 times per day for candy, otherwise receive a Gem
Candy	2 HR Time Candy	1%	Can roll 100 times per day for candy, otherwise receive a Gem
Candy	4 HR Time Candy	0.3%	Can roll 100 times per day for candy, otherwise receive a Gem
Candy	12 HR Time Candy	0.05%	Can roll 100 times per day for candy, otherwise receive a Gem
Candy	24 HR Time Candy	0.02%	Can roll 100 times per day for candy, otherwise receive a Gem
Fishing	Fun Flags	0.73%	If Fishing was leveled
Statue	Power Statue or Speed Statue or Mining Statue or Feasty Statue or Health Statue or Kachow Statue or Lumberbob Statue or Thicc Skin Statue	18.9%	8 different statue possibilities
Stamp	Sukka Foo	0.5%	Only source for this stamp
Nothing		1%	If you roll between 6050 and 6150
Upgrade Stone	Mystery Upgrade Stone I	13.5%
Boost Food	Small EXP Potion or Average EXP Potion or Decent EXP Potion	24.9%	Tier increases every 33 levels (0-33, 34-66, 67+)
Stamp or Quest Item	Card Stamp or Birthday Card	0.1%	Gives Birthday Card or Stamp

Alchemy Bonuses

Name	Source	Description
Cranium Cooking	Shaman Talent	Killing a monster gives x seconds of instant alchemy progress. Lasts for x seconds
Busy Brewin'	Shaman Talent	Boosts brew speed by +x% for this character.
Bubble Breakthrough	Shaman Talent	+x% Alchemy EXP. Also, +x% odds of New Bubble when brewing on this player
Sharing Some Smarts	Shaman Talent	All characters in the same cauldron as this one gain +x% more Alch EXP.
Potion Package #1	Post Office (Upgrades)	+x% Brewing Speed
Potion Package #2	Post Office (Upgrades)	+x% Alchemy XP
Potion Package #3	Post Office (Upgrades)	+x% Cranium Cooking Duration
Cauldron Statue	Statue	+x% Brew Speed